Yo, wassup party people? It's your girl Princess Cadence here with something to say. I like porn. I hang out with people that RP porn. I write porn. That porn goes here.
After her encounter with The Ringmaster, Crosswind grew a lot more eager to try the 'fruits of Equestria.' If dicks could be called fruits. If not, then she wanted to try the Dicks of Equestria.
It's a great irony that one of the most frightening things is telling that special someone how you feel. It's even worse for Jonathan, who's been through many-a situation that were much more stressful. He finds that words aren't always necessary.
Derpy, on her normal delivery route, notices that a Zebra running across town has dropped a piece of paper. After returning it, the two talk, and soon become great friends...and more.
To whom it may concern, I leave the story of my life: the story of Retribution-Lord Anninnicus Ravenfury, Captain of the Army of Retribution, and survivor of the Great War. I should first start by saying I wasn't even born as a gryphon...
After her encounter with The Ringmaster, Crosswind grew a lot more eager to try the 'fruits of Equestria.' If dicks could be called fruits. If not, then she wanted to try the Dicks of Equestria.
5160883 Might be the length, might be the content, might be the OCs. I've found that FiMFic seems to rather dislike OC-Only stories, butt fuck it. I'm the me-damn Princess of Love. I do what I want.
Here is my advice for you:
No.
And:
Stop.
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Your Princess refuses, and decides to continue writing stupid clopfics about her subjects with or without their permission.
-Cadence
how is this downvoted so many times. I particularly found it good
5160883 Might be the length, might be the content, might be the OCs. I've found that FiMFic seems to rather dislike OC-Only stories, butt fuck it. I'm the me-damn Princess of Love. I do what I want.
-Cadence.