Well I'm f****ed, Rarity was let out of prison once Celestia found out about my little prank. She was a little mad but congratulated me on my creativity, so it was one of those mixed bags of shit you normally buy at a gas station. I'm grounded for six months now, and I have to visit the doctors to get myself some medication to deal with my random nature. I can imagine what my life would be like eighty years from now...
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Fortunately the doctor came to me. I will name him Spanky for you the reader. Well his true name is Killjoy, I wonder how he got that name.....Dr. Killjoy. Sounds like a super villain if you ask me. Death Kitty was beside me as always.
Killjoy: "Hi my name is Dr. Killjoy, your mother has informed me that you are in need of some medication."
Me: "Sure thing Spanky."
Killyoy: "Right......Anyway I must first take a psychiatric evaluation befor I prescribe you with any pills."
It was the normal list of questions like, do I have any suicidal thoughts or do I have feelings of depression. It went well, until he got to one question.
Killjoy: "Right so you have no suicidal thoughts, but you do suffer from depression. You seem to have a multipersonality complex and you take pride in tormenting others for fun. You have paranoid delusions and are prone to mood swings."
Me: "I'm pretty messed up huh..."
Killjoy: "Well I have one more question to ask you. Do you suffer from any urges?"
Me: "Well.....Sometimes I wish to harm others just for the hell of it. I also have destructive urges sometimes too."
Killjoy: "Well it seems to me that you need some poison joke extract to help balance your mind."
Me: "Shut the f*ck up Spanky."
Killjoy: "Yeah......The medication will be sent in the mail, be sure to follow the instructions on the bottle exactly. I will be leaving now so be good and don't hurt anything."
He left through the door.
Me: "See you later Spanky."
A passing guard stared at me with a confused look.
Me: "What you looken at Willis."
The guard just shook his head and left. I cuddled with Death Kitty for a bit before I had to leave for dinner.
After dinner I got the letter from Killjoy.
Me: "Oh boy, a letter from Spanky!"
Shining Armor happened to be doing his rounds at the moment and he heard my outburst.
Shining Armor: "Uhhh...Spanky?"
Me: "Don't ask....."
Shining Armor gave me a look and slowly backed away. I tore open the package and took out a bottle of blue pills.
Me: "Take one every morning after you wake up.....Sounds legit."
I decided to pay Discord another visit afterwards. Death Kitty was sleeping in my room so I was alone. I got to the statue and noticed that the horn I broke off was still on his nose. Now being the nice guy that I am I broke the other one off as well. I heard a muffled scream coming from the statue.
Me: "Now lets make you all pretty."
I heard a groan of fear.
Me: "I sense fear...."
I pulled out a black marker from my pocket. This time a scream of fear came from the statue. I drew derpy eyes on his sockets, and gave him a moustache and a pair of lips. I wrote the word RETARD on his forehead.
Me: "There, I believe that suites you better."
I heard some muffled cries and a few grunts coming from Discord. I left him alone once I was done. I hope Celestia likes what I did for him. I'm truly a kind person to help someone in need.
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Gawd, I imagined Discord like that...
laughing my ars off man you know how to piss pony's off pretty good!
Nice cameo. I loled at it
If Discord EVER gets out he is so going to f*ck you up.
i really liked that youtube video, great
its hilarious
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Death Kitty is pleased...
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569664 glad I could please you oh lord
569689 I know how to put Pics and vids in comments, but I don't know how to put animated gifs in them. Could you tell me the code for it please.
All hail Death G. Kitty
I can't wait 'til the one day you forget to take the pills and destroy fillydelphia...wait...NO! don't get an idea!
Does this mean discord cant use magic anymore since you broke off his horns? Btw great chapter
570843 Discord is the god of chaos. He doesn't need horns for magic. But I still broke him just in case. Any ideas on how to piss off Crysalis.
570972 introduce her to blueblood since he is constantly emminating pisseyness im sure that it will make a pretty nice ass flavored snack for her lol
570972 or you can hit her with a fly swatter every time you see her since she is part bug
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Dude it all depends on the pic you use! If it's a gif, then it'll be gif wherever you use it.
Yes, I'm a real help and
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571214 I always use an HTML code when putting vids and pictures in my comments. I tried using the one for pictures with a gif of an insane pinkie, but it didn't work..... And I cant seem to get my avitar uplaoded, no matter how much I try the pic gets deleted. I should also mention I'm doing this on my wii as I don't have a laptop or a computer or a moble phone.
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Maybe that's the problem then.
Try to find a laptop or a netcafe.
I can't give you more advice, sorry...
good video