Clever Scraps

by cleverpun

"I spied a pretty mare…"

I spied a pretty mare;

She had a beautiful pair.

She asked me out,

Even though I'm a lout,

But I found she had asked on a dare.

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Given pony anatomy, I must ask: pair of what?

[cleverpun]

8495635 That's entirely up to the reader. I suppose part of the joke is the juxtaposition of human slang with pony anatomy.