You can't tear clothes off someone who isn't wearing any!

Amen, brother.

I admit, that was pretty hilarious.

Applejack is such a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

Tsk tsk tsk, Applejack. Honesty is about more than just 'everything I say is technically true', you know.

...that picture...

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Ah'll tell you what Ah think about that... over breakfast. Ah Pinkie Pie Promise. *promptly skedaddles*
(Ho ho ho ho ho that was like one of my favorite AJ moments this season)

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indeed

This was pretty good, I guess.
Nice end.
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And to think, he could of been homefree if he didn't open his big mouth.

DALEKS CANNOT LAUGH, MUST NOT LAUGH AND YET I CANNOT STOP

you sir are a mean person, how dare you write this without a zecora sex scene, i mean hell shes a fvodoo godess.

Escapes army of horny mares but injures self

Gets healed by Zecora and then raped.

Bad Luck Braeburn

I feel a bit cheated, and unlike others here, I'm not particularly amused by it. Am I angry? No. I'm more annoyed and disappointed. It's like being rickrolled, and that meme became a nuisance instead of funny years ago. Except this isn't funny.

Trollfacing just compares you to Jim Carrey. And he wasn't funny years ago.

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Hmm, how odd.

I thought the story was funny because of the amusing situations Braeburn found himself in, not because of any supposed trolling on my part in not including a spelled out sex scene in lurid detail. I did label it as comedy and not comedy and romance, right? Those are the only tags that are showing up for me, anyway. Like I said in the author's note, I felt it was more amusing with the sex simply alluded to rather than spelled out.

I guess if there's that big of demand for sex scenes I could dust off my pornographer's hat, plant it firmly on my head, and edit some in. But frankly, after four solid years of writing stories with explicit sexual content on my Furaffinity account, I'm a bit bored with them. There are only so many ways of dragging the reader through descriptions of heaving, sweat-slick breasts or past narration about a throbbing and painfully erect penis before the author just throws up his hands and goes "GOOD CHRIST, ENOUGH!"

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It has more to do with showing up with a sex tag and no sex. I wouldn't be annoyed if it were labelled right, in that regard.

Also, Zecora clop of good quality is as rare as a black Scottish cyclops - more monsters in the Loch Ness than there are the likes of them. There's literally two stories of any merit, one is a Cupcakes parody, the other kind of surreal with odd dream sequences.

Plus, I saw this a lot on Fanfiction.net so I'm a bit sick of this kind of prank. It's also three in the morning for me, and I may be a bit grumpy. Time for bed.

That was pretty hilarious and thanks for that artist's site.

You have made something that is funny and in a sense something that involves trolling. In translation you have made masterpiece.

Hmmmmm.....

Good story.......
But....

(slightly) Fuck you, I agree with Lord Naarghul

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And here I was worried about irritating readers with overly sexual content (heat-crazed mares tearing a stallion's clothes off, etc) if I didn't put the sex tag on it. Sigh.

I think a bloke may make joke.
It might be rude the lack of nude.
Another chapter you can cater.
Their naughty rumble, wrote in ryhme.

Unfortunately, I must agree somewhat. I too feel a tad bit cheated...

>Town gone heat-crazed
Heh, funny read. I like!

>Applejack apparently unaffected
Hmmm- did she already take care of that..?

>Says she has her brother tied up in his bedroom
Wait- he's tied up? But why would she...

>Is accused of "keeping ALL the Apples for herself"
She'd better not done what it sounds like she did.

To clarify: I honestly don't believe you even meant to imply AJ took advantage of her brother^^ It's just that, after thinking about it a while, this interpretation kind of popped up in my head. Maybe I'm the only one, and need to get my mind out of the gutter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyXiVkvETZw

Disappointment aside, there is plenty of graphic clop posted here daily to fill the need. So despite that, you still get thumbs from me.

Ponies...don't have hands....
Not even Lyra.

If I was in this:

*Surrounded by lustful mares*
"I'm out!" start running to the forest.

*Betrayed by Applejack*
"If I survive this I'm going to come back and punch you so hard in the face that the doctors couldn't even begin to reassemble your face!"

*Zacora*
Start destroying everything in my path until I GTFO!

It's Anthro.

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You know, I don't mind. The decision to actually put in sex descriptions and full-on nudity within a story while adding the sex tag to the story is entirely up to the author. The readers may complain, but the author has the final verdict. It just shows that sex is part of the storyline, but there's nothing in it that explicitly says that it has to be a porn fic or that it has to describe the sex within. That's it.

It's a disappointment to those who expect sex descriptions, but if you don't intend to add that, then they just have to deal with it. I know I am disappointed, but I respect it.