32,000 feet below, outside Canterlot Castle..
Royal Guards were outside Canterlot Castle, trying to calm down the citizens and explain what is going on around Equestria, and why the Princess' were missing. Inside the castle, Prince Blueblood was relaxing and somewhat relieved that the Princess' were gone, but he was still annoyed from all the noise and panic going on outside as he tried to take a simple nap. He was informed about the Everfree Forest invading, but he didn't care the slightest.
Blueblood then groaned as he covered his ears to ease the noise, but it didn't help the slightest. He then heard rapid hoofsteps as he raised his head and called out to a guard.
"Hey, you! Guard! Can you please try to calm the pheasants outside? I am trying to take a nap, thank you very much!" Blueblood commanded as he groaned again and put a pillow over his head. The guard just rolled his eyes at his arrogance, but had no choice, as Blueblood was, unfortunately also Royalty to some degree.
"We are trying are best, Blueblood. Rest assured that we will take care of the 'noise' as soon as possible." The guard said.
"Well then GET to it, guard! I don't know how long I can last!" Blueblood said as he squeezed the pillow over his head harder. The guard grumbled as he started running outside to the courtyard, but stopped in his tracks as he and Blueblood heard several loud whooshing sound above their heads, making the guard and Blueblood cover their ears as a loud boom was heard.
"What was THAT?!" Blueblood tried to shout over the unbearable noise.
"I have no idea! It sounded like a Sonic Rainboom, but so much louder!" The guard shouted. The noise outside was muffled by the noise above. Then after the noise resided, the ponies outside started speaking frantically about what made the noise.
"I think it was Sombra!"
"Maybe it was an explosion! Oh no, my cupcakes!"
"It sounded like Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom!"
"Did anypony else see four weird things fly over us?!"
The guard then ran outside and joined other guards as they tried to calm them down, but they were just as confused as the citizens were, but didn't express it openly.
"Everypony calm DOWN! We are currently handling the situation with the Princess' being gone, and the Element Bearers are looking for them as we speak!" One of the guards shouted. The ponies the got even more worried.
"You let them go by THEMSELVES?!"
"Are they escorted by guards?!"
"Suck my ass, Clover! You don't know me!"
"Hey, what's that big metal thing in the sky?"
Everypony's talking stopped when somepony in the crowd said that. They then looked up into the sky and saw a huge, fat, cylindral metal tube gleam from the sun as it slowly fell down towards them...
Prince Blueblood's P.O.V
Blueblood then got up from the couch, and lazily walked towards the doors. He then opened them, covering his eyes with one forehoof and was about to shout at everypony to shut up, but he saw them all looking up into the sky with their eyes open, along with the guards.
"What are you foals looking at?.." He said as he looked up to the sky, seeing what the other ponies were looking at. He then heard a slight whistling sound as the metallic object soared down towards them.
"What the-" Blueblood was then cut off as the metallic object connected with a Royal Guard, crushing him, and then the last thing he saw was a bright white flash, and an unholy burning sensation hit him like he was sent to Celestia's sun, while seeing the surrounding ponies disintegrate out of existence.
...damn...
5061385 I think I am the first Brony in history to legitimatley nuke Canterlot.
5061324 *Insert DAYUM gif here*
Yes blueblood has died!!!!!!!!!
5061429 nope there was a halo story that did it.
5061449 DAMN IT!
Second?...
YES TWO IN ONE!!!
5061429 img.pandawhale.com/32469-dayum-gif-jsyZ.jpeg
5061456 think so... I didn't think you'd take it so hard.
Though the good thing is that blueblood died. That is all that matters.
5061474 no in halo crossover that nuked canterlot and fired missiles at ponyville
5061498 Don't worry about it. I hold other titles for first. Such as..
-First to use napalm
-First to use Huey Gunships
-First to use
an aircraft carriera Tsar BombaWait.. fuck.
5061511 don't know the exact story but I'll look for it I think I have it faved. wow I faved a nuke of canterlot twice
oh yes....... oh YES!...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! canterlot has fallens i wonder what the princesses will do to those green berets hope they won't get the blame (nice chapter by the way)
5061693 danger can't find it now but will continue trying and will send you the link if I find it.
First fic ive read where Blueballs dies!! Yay!
FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS! THERE IS NO WORD THAT CAN DESCRIBE A NUKE DROPPING! FUCK YEAH!
Shh, no one mention that that particular nuke was missing its fissile material.
5062023 WHATS THAT BOUT FISSILE MATERIAL? THE NUKE DIDN'T HAVE ANY?
5062111
Good thing it didn't, the nuke did detonate, after all..
5062610 ...
oops, yeah well at least Celestia and Luna don't have to deal with the nobles and BB anymore.
REKT
While this amuses me greatly, I would like to mention that if you were close enough to a thermonuclear bomb to see the white flash, you would be dead before your brain would register the sight.
I'm assuming that it actually hit the ground due to the accidental nature of the drop, however if that's not the case, then a 15 megaton (You may have said 15 kiloton bomb. I assume that you meant megaton, as the first man-made nuclear explosion had a yield of 20 kilotons using a pure fission method. Thermonuclear bombs hydrogen bombs use a cascade effect created by the detonation of a fission device to create an even larger fusion reaction, resulting in a current possible yield of ~100 megatons using the Tsar bomb. The largest US thermonuclear weapon had a yield of 15 megatons and resulted in the Marshall islands disaster) thermonuclear war head would be detonated about 1000 meters above the surface to increase the affected area and decrease the amount of force and heat absorbed by the ground. The largest ever detonation of the Tsar bomb created a 50-58 megaton yield, had a central fireball 8 km in diameter, and was detonated 2000 meters about the surface.
Either way, good chapter. Just some checks if you're trying to keep the weaponry realistic.
You don goofed bomber person. Yet I can't complain about the result...
well.... there goes the neighbourhood
well wasn't much but high taxes, large number of nobles and a alot of poor guards about to be blown to kingdom come
well besides the last one I think equestrian can live without the rest. ... shame the castle might be rubble at the bottom of the hill in a few minutes (hope you got good repair magic or insurance ... that's not in canterlot )
Actually, a nuclear blast (assuming that is the nuke that was accidentally dropped, has a blue flash to it) This information was pertained from a book about survivors of the Hiroshima bomb
5062022
How about f***ing fireball of death and Armageddon?
5191718 Yeah, seems good.
Hoolyy shiiit...
I have not updated in a while..
I don't know where I am gonna go with this story....
But I am now working on the next chapter!
Hooooly shit, dude... I mean, I hate Blueblood and all those pompous, douchebox nobles... But not even they deserved that! Shit. Helluva twist, tho!
would have been awesome if it was the tsar bomb instead of a regular nuke
5061972 That's not how you say Bluewaffle, last I checked
Someone voted for Blueblood... HA!!! I'd pay to see that.
5992065 *Cough* Donald Trump *Cough*
Why not tsar?
6781166
this was an american nuke and bomber, not russain. but if it was russian then maybe it could have been the tsar bomba