Marcus and Jackson smiled as the Hive's plant-like top started shaking violently as matter and blood-like liquid spurted all over the place. The miniguns kept firing non-stop until the Hive let out a screeching sound, and the top exploded, sending more matter and blood around as it stopped moving, rendering the Hive useless. The Little Bird's miniguns stopped firing, as the helicopter lowered itself to the ground, and Fluttershy stopped shaking and took her hooves out of her ears as the rotors started building up more dust around them. Jackson and Marcus picked up their remaining supplies as they ran towards the sides of the Little Bird and climbed in, with Thompson and Kayla helping them in.
"Nice to see you guys again!" Kayla shouted over the blaring sounds of the rotors, helping Marcus inside. The girls then moved around a bit to make room for the Marines to sit.
"Same! I was starting to think we were gonna run back to the town!" Marcus shouted back. Then, he went up to the front and patted the pilot on the shoulder. "Welcome to Equestria! As you can see, we have talking ponies, magic, and best of all, Cryptids!" Marcus said with a smile.
The pilot smiled and shouted back. "I wouldn't have it any other way!" He responded laughing, which the Marines returned. Marcus and Jackson then sat on the right side of the Little Bird, and strapped themselves, so they wouldn't fall down. Their legs hung from the sides as the Little Bird rose up from the ground in a swirl of dust.
"So what's your name and rank, pilot?" Marcus asked the pilot. The pilot turned around, while Marcus noticed that under his helmet, his forehead was covered in a strap of gauze, and he was wearing an eye patch, which he found nearly comical.
"Captain Randy Treston, 160'th SOAR!" The pilot shouted back as he controlled the Little Bird to fly back to Appleloosa.
"Callsign?"
"Pathfinder!"
"Alright, we'll do introductions later. We should go and tell the townsfolk the good news about the Hive!" Marcus said, with Randy nodding back in agreement. Then, Rainbow asked a question to the pilots.
"How fast can this thing actually go?" She asked, still fascinated by the Little Bird's ability to fly, even though it's made of metal, and has no 'wings'.
Mike then turned around and responded for Randy, so he could keep flying. "About two hundred and fifty miles and hour! Right now, we're going about one hundred and eighty seven!"
Rainbow's eyes widened with surprised by the speed this thing could reach. She knew she was way faster than the Little Bird, but she knew and saw first hand that this thing was something not to be fucked with.
"Wow! That's pretty impressive! Not as fast as me, but still!" Rainbow replied, huffing her chest out a bit in pride as Mike looked at her with confusion.
"How fast can you go?" He asked curiously.
"I can do a Sonic Rainboom, if that gives you an idea of how fast I am." Rainbow said proudly, but Mike didn't understand what a 'Sonic Rainboom' was. Twilight saw the look of confusion still on his face, so she decided to answer for her.
"She can basically break the sound barrier." Twilight said simply. Mike's jaw dropped a bit, but he decided not to go against it and nodded.
"So what about you, Randy? How did you react when you woke up?" Marcus asked, turning around.
Randy chuckled for a second before responding. "It could've been better, that's for sure!"
Flashback: Ten minutes after Marcus and Jackson left...
Kayla was returning from trying to get a couple of Unicorns to help them repair the Little Bird. She was able to get about three Unicorns, who were obviously nervous and untrustworthy of the humans, until Twilight and the girls reassured them. Twilight and the other Unicorns were looking over the blueprints of the Little Bird with Mike as Thompson, Kayla, and Fluttershy were treating to the main pilot, who was still out cold, and laying on the table.
"Hey Fluttershy, can you hand me the sterile gauze?" Thompson asked as he brought out a small med-kit, used for treating sucking chest wounds, and minor head injuries. Fluttershy nodded as she reached into her own med-kit and brought out a small piece of gauze and handed it to Thompson with her mouth. He took it as he stitched the pilot's cuts and gashes on his head with butterfly closure strips. He then used a small bottle of alcohol and dropped a bit of drops into the pilot's scratches and wrapped the gauze around the pilot's head, then put the bottle of alcohol back into the med-kit.
"Alright, his head is good. You can work on the rest of his injuries now, Fluttershy." Thompson said as he moved away a bit as Fluttershy grabbed a sterile eye patch and started to lean down to place it on the pilot's bloody eye, until his bloodshot eyes sudden opened in shock. Fluttershy let out a loud 'eeep!' as she stumbled and started to fall on the floor. Thompson caught her in mid-air, making her let out a little squeak as the pilot thrashed around and landed on the floor below.
Randy then looked at both Thompson and Fluttershy, who looked like a pair of frozen salsa dancers. They looked back at him, with Thompson having a look of confusion and a bit of anger on him, while Fluttershy had a look of utter fear.
"Where the fuck am I and what does that pony have fucking wings?!" Randy shouted. He then saw the pony's eyes turn into pinpricks as he shouted. The man then put the pony down as it cowered behind his legs, whimpering.
"Woah there, dude! Calm down and let me explain.." The man wearing black combat gear started saying as he put his hands in front of him in defense. Randy then looked around for his MP5, thinking he was being experimented on. He then saw someone else enter the room and look his way. Randy then realized it was his co-pilot, Mike Preston, who looked pretty banged up by the looks of it.
"Hey Randy! Calm down, dude! They're just trying to help you! Mike said, grabbing a hold of Randy's shoulders to make sure he stays in place.
"But... wha.. where... I-" Randy started blabbering away, until Mike put a hand on his mouth, silencing him.
"Look dude, I am just as confused as you are, but right now, you need to get your shit together. And these guys are Marines, and part of the Rapid Reaction Force, so don't worry about us being the only ones here. Their leader said he'll answer our questions soon, but we need your help to come help repair the Little Bird." Mike said, calming Randy down a bit, but creating a helluva lot more questions.
Randy took in a deep breath and sighed. "Okay.. wait, what do mean 'we'?"
"Look, as I said before, everything'll be explained later. But outside is our Little Bird. Long story short, Unicorns pulled it out, and are now repairing it, but we need your skills to help us out a bit. Can you do that?" Mike asked, shaking Randy's shoulders a bit and making him wince a little.
"Yeah.. yeah, I can. Where is it?" Randy asked. Mike pointed to the door, then walked towards it. Randy soon followed, until stopped and noticed the pony- er, Pegasus still cowering behind the Marine. He kneel'd down and got closer to the Pegasus. It whimpered and backed away in fear, its eyes looked like two fried eggs.
Randy chuckled. "Um.. I'm sorry about that. I could've reacted better. That was a fault on my part. I didn't know you were medically healing me.." He said honestly. The Pegasus then let out a small smile and handed Randy what seemed to be an eye patch with her hoof. He smiled back and took it, placing it on his left eye, which was coated in blood.
End of flashback
Marcus and his squad were chuckling at the story Randy told. The girls were just smiling, while Fluttershy hid behind her mane, but not without letting out a small smile as Thompson patted her back.
"We have so much shit we gotta tell you guys.." Jackson said as he looked down at the ground below him, The Little Bird swayed to the right a bit as Mike responded.
"Oh yeah you do.. and I'm guessing the girls here have a lot of questions they want to ask?" He said, turning to the girls, who nodded in response. Mike chuckled as he turned back around and looked out the front. The Little Bird flew over a set of train tracks, which had a really girly-looking train on them, speeding along down the tracks. Marcus looked at it, but thought nothing of it. As the Little Bird swayed closer, he noticed something on one of the flat transportation carts that made his mind explode in confusion and curiosity.
"You guys... look at the train below us and tell me what it's carrying on one of its transport carts.." Marcus said. The squad complied as they looked down. They then gasped. The girls decided they wanted to see what they were looking at, but the Little Bird was already too far away to notice.
"What was it?" Rainbow asked, turning to the Marines, who seemed like they were trying to comprehend what they saw. Then, Marcus spoke up.
"One of the transport carts had a Stryker strapped to it..."
Hey Takeo, would you like this bottle of Ph.D Flopper?
Good story, wonder how our boys and girl will deal with Celestia and Shining Armor's bitching about Dempsey, and I swear if any ponies want to study anything we got, let them experiment with bullets firsthand by fixing gunshots, also Dempsey don't joke about malls those are filled with zombies, just the not undead, mindless shopper variety, speaking of which I just went to my first mall and I got say, I HATED it, too many people, too expensive and the annoying children and gossiping girls ugh *Shoots self in head*
I see ze project is going to plan.....I will enjoy it!
Now, you said in one of your earlier comments that you were planning on having stories about the Main 4? Because if so, I'll be sitting here with my Sassafras and a bottle of Juggernog. Waiting......
WONDERWAFFLES FOREVER!
P.S. Nikolai, where is that Perk-a-Cola suicide I asked for?
A Stryker, eh? I have no good feelings for it.
A little bit short, but an excellent chapter nonetheless! Keep 'em comin'!
5089196 Suit guys from the future? Nien! These are my people, and we are not suits!
We just have crazy things like this:
We are the most insane things from the Devil's Anus since the Platypus.
5155085 Hmm.. I am impressed to say the least...
The Devil's anus? Platypus?!
5153704 Eh.. it could've been worse for Equestria. Like a Leopard 2 tank or an M1A3 Abrams..
Or the Stormbreaker
5153317 Yeah I do. Just finishing it up.
Nikolai: What suicide perk. Do you mean Cola of Speed, or Tombstone Piledriver?
L.P: I..
5153183 Well, we got a .50 Cal auto turret and a M82 Barrett to show them if they are that curious..
And you went to a mall?..
*Tries to heal you with bacon*
5153036 Takeo: Prunes AND sushi?
*Takes bottle*
Nikolai: I drank Flopper once in Russian Cosmonaut base. I went prone and did huge explosion! Like when my fifth wife jumps into bed!
And I swear her body was like jell-o five minutes after...
5148637
she forgives you. dont worry about it.
hmm.. that would be a good idea.....
*walks over to rift, and pulls out walkie-talkie*
Hey, Cooker!
Oh hey! why y'all callin?
I need some air support..... prepare the AC-230's. Oh, and call in Banks. we need some heavy armor. I was thinking the Scorpions and... hmmm.... SHIV's on AN-124's?
Buck yea! Finally, some action! comin in hot now!
*hangs up walkie talkie, while rift starts to shake*
now then....
i suggest....
you. RUN.
5148681
heh...heh...
you cannot die?
wrong....
*lights in room start flickering*
when i kill you in another universe....
*lights spark and turn off, only light source is now the computer*
a little bit of you dies.
what do you think happens....
*appears behind Blazer, with a maniacal smile, holding a large hunting knife in one hand, and a pocket knife in the other, leans to Blazer's ear, and whispers*
when all of you are dead?
5156918 I like your toys. They're cute..
*E.M.P detonates, over-riding your electronical equipment, and renders your weaponry useless, and shatters the Rift*
Useless.. but cute.
*A Tu-25 Russian bomber flies overhead, holding a Tsar Bomba*
You can run, but you'll die tired...
5157130
*looks unworriedly as the Tsar Bomba is dropped*
There's just.....
*Pops a cupcake into mouth, swallowing*
one thing.....
*Snaps fingers. rift reappears directly under the Tsar Bomba, swallowing it.*
you forgot.....
*Snaps fingers again, and rift reappears over top of Patriot's house.*
about something....
Tsar Bomba drops from the rift.*
rather important...
* Cracks knuckles, and appears beside Patriot with Bomba beside me.*
you forgot about....
*taps Bomba,and it transforms to a dark matter bomb. takes out a charge and detonator from pocket. sticks charge to the side of the bomb. *
ME.
*Snaps fingers, and appears outside of the house while pushing detonator. House implodes and is sucked into a black hole, that winks out of existence at the tap of my foot.*
Hope you enjoy Insanity.......
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Takeo, you do realize your allergic to prubes right? Thats the main ingredient in Phd flopper!
5157323 *Watches house implode while standing next to Scourge*
That is impressive..
*Pulls out an Glock 20, presses the barrel under Scourge's chin and pulls the trigger.*
Not even close enough to kill me though.
*Spits on corpse*
*Hop out of rift,while corpse fades out of existence*
clever....
your intelligence and fire power is.....
commendable.
*whistles.rift starts to shake violently, before growing Massively wide.*
but, sadly, all in vain....
*takes out head set.*
I need some help... you want to have some fun?
*rift vibrates with the sound of thousands of cheers, cries, and the like. creatures pour out of the rift, while star ships fly over head,Venator-class star ships flying out, and Gorgon class ships preparing MAC rounds. smaller fighters pour out of the bellies of them, and Pelicans drop soldiers. Titans drop from the air, pilots hopping in. Skylanders, XCOM soldiers, and Clone troopers march in with SHIV's, Scorpions, AT-TE's, speeders, while Transformers of all shapes an sizes fly and drive in.*
see, that's the thing with insanity....
*picks up rock,which transforms into a rocket launcher.*
Insanity reveals things beyond sane comparison.
*clicks trigger, which launches a plasma net onto Patriot, tangling him*
And, it lets you make some....surprising friends.
*snaps fingers, and Celestia, Twilight, Luna, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Nightmare Moon, Tirek, and Derpy appear to my left. Bad Company, Optimus Prime,Mario, Bowser, Luigi, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, and various Jedi and Sith appear on the right. Bond, Master Chief, Prophet, Steve, William Grey, Isaac, Adam, and Kirby appear behind me. all load weapons, bring up melees, charge spells, and, in one case, hold up a muffin. *
unfortunately for you....
*throws launcher onto Patriots chest, and launcher transforms into Mjolnir.*
you destroyed your own way there with a frag grenade.
*drunk, black guy stumbles forward, holding a sticky bomb launcher and grenade launcher*
LEEEET'S DOOOOO IIIIIIIT! *Launches stickies as everyone attacks.*
*I catch the tiny weapon Agent J tosses to me, and points it at Patriot*
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
5159463 Uh.. overkill?
I am a simple man. And what part of E.M.P destroying electronics do you not understand?
*Launches another EMP*
(What the hell are we doing...)
5160226 is Dempsey gona die??? if so i gona kill you