My Little Dashie: Jimmie's Advenure

by Windlife

The Find

I always wanted a good friend, but my mom wouldn't let me have one. She thought that other people would just hurt me, so I never tried to make any.

I loved to watch My Little Pony, it was all I ever wanted to do. I loved it. I wish I could take care of one of the Main 6.

But... It might come true.

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One day I was sitting in me bedroom when I saw a big hole open up in the sky. It was really big and dark, and it throbbed. But soon I see something come out of the hole. It flew really fast, but then it hit my window. It crashed through.

"What is yo thugged-out ass?" I asked it.

"I'm Rainbow dash." said Rainbow dash. "But I have lost my memories"

I loved to watch MLP. It was my favorite thing to do. I always liked Rainbow Dash the most. She was the coolest of them all. I really wanted to have my own Dashie ever since I read the Story My little Dashie.

I thought it was really cool. I asked it, "Do you miss yo' dad?"

"My dad?"

Oh yeah. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Bitch lost all memories when dat biiiitch was taken away from her father. I see tears come off my face as I got closer to her.

"I'ma take care of yo thugged-up ass."

With a little look in her eye, Rainbow Dash said. "I lost my memories of Ponyville. Thank you for helping me, stranger."

"Yo ass lost yo' memories?" I was crying so hard.

"Yes," she sobbed.

"Yo ass can live wit mah dirty ass..."

Comments

[RaritySimper44]

This is racist and beyond stupid, and you are so white it hurts, but I love it!

[ken10wil]

I have seen it all
*Chugs Bleach, realizes it was 3 years old and had lost it's murderous properties*
Well shit I still have to live on this planet.

[FireMaker125]

But how does she know that she is Rainbow Dash, if she has lost all her memories?

[ponybird21]

This is the greatest thing I've read I'm crying 😭