that chapter title

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4684292 I too have a fetish for overly long gag-titles. Also shooting stars. They DEAD sexy, yo.

I think this story is going to be awesome.
And I want more of it.

Welp.

4684545 Yup.
4684346 I'm glad you like what came out of the dark recesses of my mind at four A.M. last night.

I have no idea where this story is going, but I get the feeling I'm going to enjoy the ride regardless. I'm looking forward to more.

...What did I just read, and why did I kind of like it...?

4684825 Those are both very good questions.

Unfortunately, I cannot answer either of them.

4684611 We're on just about the same page, then.

4684556
There are far worse stories out there.
That said, would it be wrong to consider "unbirthing" a fetish tag on this? I doubt it, though....

4685004 Close Encounters of the Invasive Type? An interesting concept, but I don't really see the connection between the alien inside Pinkie and Twilight's headache. After all, Pinkie is supposed to be the one that senses things. I do look forward to perhaps having that part of your story explained.
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4685141 Maaagic.

4685096 That's probably the right tag for it... For now. It's gonna need a lot more tags before it's over.

YOU SIR

YES YOU

HAVE A COOKIE

4685253 I WILL TAKE MY INTERNET COOKIE THANK YOU GOOD SIR/MADAM/SNOWFLAKE.

HAVE AN INTERNET BAGEL.
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4685004
Oh well. Mysteries are what make life interesting, anyway.

Well, nothing good can come from this.
*settles into chair with bucket of popcorn*
I can't wait for the next chapter.

Ignoring the fact that something forcing itself into a females womb would be painful, I did find this strangely arousing. Great job!

Let's see... Tags appropriate would be possibly;

Slime, Tentacles (duh), unbirth, transformation (be it cosmetic or actual fucking such as I dunno, a penis shaped hoof), mindfuck (possibly literal but mostly uhh... Crap, I forgot the opposite. Welp, consider me mindfucked) and several other things that could possibly happen. Because fetishes.

Don't worry, if someone sends assassins after you, send in Gooey and Pinkie Pie, they'll fuck them up both literally and figuratively. Holy crap, why did I just only remember that now? Meh, what's said is said though in this case, it would be written as it was though of.

I'm going off tangent here.

I can imagine the chaos that would ensue if you ask for help and people gave you their skype, irc or something. Ideas would be flying everywhere just like that one time where Knighty wrote that Rex in Equestria fic.

Must. Stop. Writing. At. 2am.

4688113 I think you've hit the nail on the head, here, tags-wise. Honestly, I figure that anyone willing to read a mature/sex story titled "Pinkie and the Blob" is probably going to be ready for most of that. And if not... well, who even knows anymore. The world's a mad place and I'm just riding the waves.

I would welcome the sweet kiss of a ninja's dagger, but that would of course prevent me from writing more of this... thing that I am writing now. From the response, apparently you weirdos actually want me to keep doing this, so I'm not horribly worried. For every angry ninja, there will be five friendly ninjas! I like friendly ninjas.

I'm not accepting suggestions at this time, nor am I doing a skype-y thing just yet. The idea that I am now writing tentacle horse porn still weirds me out more than you can possibly know. The idea that people actually CARE... is even more terrifying still. (I mean really, I've written some pretty decent shit before, but THIS is the one that's a hit?)

Interesting... added to read later until more text appears or its marked as finished.

This could actually turn into an interesting story if a few more chapters were added on (Doesn't have have to contain.... Porn)
ALAS have a like.

4688277 Normally I would like to compare and offer an opinion on your other things that have been written but in this case, you only have one story, so I can't compare.

Unless this is either an alt or you were from another site that migrated here like fanfiction.net

...I am intrigued...

I have the weirdest boner right now.

4690153 I'll be perfectly honest: I've got a 'normal' account, and a 'clop' account. Obviously, this one's new.

It's hard enough to explain that I write pony fanfiction to my family. Explaining that I write pony tentacle porn fanfiction would probably just give someone a heart attack. Besides, I take this all somewhat more seriously than I probably should, and thus occasionally end up showing people my stuff. There is, however, a difference in saying "check out the adventure story I wrote!" and "check out the tentacle porn I wrote!" I don't want to have to discourage people from reading one particular story on my page—hence, two unlinked accounts.

Though the fact that my other account (and all the super-serious not-porn stories on it) collect dust while this thing breaks fifty likes admittedly... rankles. Darn broneez and yer insatiable lusts.

4689544 You know, that's actually a thing I'm considering. Originally it was BAM! TENTACLES! BAM! SHAPESHIFTING SEX! BAM! MORE TENTACLES! BAM! ORGIES FOR EVERYONE!

But then I realized I could actually package plot with my porn, and the mind-gears got to whirrin'.

4691062 Mine's weirder.

4691126

Darn broneez and yer insatiable lusts.

Actually, we just donned the face of bronies because we are of the internet and are forever insatiable.

But then I realized I could actually package plot with my porn

Well of course... no pron can be complete without plot. Because all the fun stuff happens with plots. Though there might just be those that have some head action but those are quite few and far in between.

Suddenly, Slime Pinkie. She can slip through small spaces, doors and some such. Oh wait, I think she could've already done that before... Suddenly Mane-iac?

Y'know, this is a lot better than it strictly needs to be. If it was just pure clop, it would've been fine, but the care and attention to detail to both Gooey (not everyone would take the time to realise an alien species as something genuinely weird and alien) and Pinkie Pie is quite phenomenal.

She grinned. Saturday sure came early this week.

You have a talent for writing clop fics, calling it now.
That was a very nice read and I eagerly anticipate the next chapter, you do a mean Pinkie!

As for the issue with two accounts, it was pretty damn obvious =P
Someone doesn't just come on here and make a stellar first clop story out of the blue.

Sure would be nice if the other fic I posted today got this much attention. Oh well—I guess porn trumps effort.

4686027 Hey, share the popcorn
*Pulls up a seat and takes a wing-full of popcorn*

Mooooooooooaaaaarrrr!

4696154
Hey! Did you wash that before dipping it into my popcorn?

Jeez, pegasi are such brutes.

4696561
Gimme some too.
*takes whole bucket*

Anyone else think of Pinky and the Brain when they saw the title?

Wait a sec... This is a clop fic?

I dunno... The storyline is FAR too entertaining to be a typical clop fic.

In any event, you have given me a new found appreciation for Saturday nights.

4696561
Of course I washed my wings. Every bloody morning.
And I'll thank you to not associate me with those featherheads. It's Thestral.

4696741 Well, the title was a deliberate reference, so...
4696874 Yup. Clop fic. Apparently having standards isn't so common where porn is concerned.

I don't normally write clop. In fact, this thing came about because I wanted to experiment. You always hear that clopfics just do better than regular stories, but I find it rather incredible that this thing has, in the span of three days, gotten more views and likes than all three of my non-clop stories combined.

/bitter

4698026
Thestrals are such brutes.

4696701
Hey- wait, give that back!
Pilots are such jerks.

4698217
No!
*floats away*

4698525
*Tears hole in space-time to snatch back popcorn*

That wasn't a request, it was an order!
Friggen' freeloaders, always takin' mah popcorn...

4699138
*stops flying*
Dafuq?

4699295
What? My only magical ability is to generate space-time discontinuities, often forming holes, tears, or rips in the substrate of reality itself.

Wait...

This isn't my popcorn! Damnit, stupid infinite realities, I just want a bucket of popcorn without anchovy powder on it! blech!

4700209
*points down at you and starts laughing*

4700925
Stop making fun of me! There's no challenge to it!

...

waitaminute...

4701666
*stops laughing*
Shit.

That paragraph about the trees almost made me orgasm just from reading it. You are now one of my favourite authors. I sincerely hope there's more to this story.

P.S. I most heartily thank you for using the word sapient.

4698158 To be clear: I'm not in any way ungrateful for the response I got to this... thingy. It's always amazing to be recognized for your work, even if the reason that work is recognized is because some weirdos on the internet find it fappable for some reason.

It's better to be known for porn than not-known for everything else, though I would appreciate it if you'd keep an eye on the recent-updates box today, just in case. I'm not going to say which one it is, but I am putting out a new chapter today. One guy(/girl?) already figured out my main account, but I don't see the harm in a few more people knowing my dirty little secret.

Besides, the worst I'm going to do is give some struggling-and-talented author a little view boost while you're searching for me. If you've written anything at all on this site, you'll know how much that can mean. It's better than any fap.

I would raise a point that the cervix doesn't tend to work quite that way, but everything else was so great and I don't want to be a buzzkill. I am also not a horse or one who works with them in anyway and as such I am unaware as to whether or not equine anatomy allows for the sort of pleasure you wrote of.

4730672 Just out of curiosity, in what specific way do cervices not work?

/learning

I just realized; Gooey made pain turn into pleasure so it wouldn't hurt Pinkie, so the fact that the pleasure went up to ten times when Gooey spread her cervix completly and invaded her womb means her body was technically in a phenomenal amount of pain. Also, the fact that she was in a ton of pleasure for an hour makes sense as well; the pain lasted for awhile because the Cervex was pretty much destroyed. Pretty good idea that you made gooey turn pain into pleasure, cause if she felt pleasure from having her Cervex stretch than I would worry for Pinkie's mind,