When the Fourth of July arrives, Celestia prepares for her annual battle against George Washington to prevent the end of Equestria as we know it. But when Twilight interrupts their battle, the Element of Patriotism must join his enemies to save the world, lest it all go up in flames.
Big thanks to the editing help of Titanium Dragon and prereading from Skeeter The Lurker!
Entry into The Most Dangerous Game under the prompts Human in Equestria and a Seventh Element of Harmony.
Cover art found at the powerfully patriotic artist known as SharpWriter.
Chapters (4)
This is what I call a cool HiE story. Thank you for being original good sir.
Dear Neptune... this is going to be epic.
Oh lord...
What have you unleashed...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
Nice try, Spongeboy me Bob, but the rules say that it had to be up and published by 23:59:59 on June 27, 2014. You are late, and therefore ineligible. Rotten luck, eh?
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IT STILL COUNTS!
Mostly because the pre-readers are slow in the approval que.
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The date counter will rule you out, dude. It had to be up and publicly accessible by 23:59:59 Central. You may have been a mere 11 seconds late, but [insert bad 11 minutes joke here]. Sorry, man.
Wut.
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Just talked to Obs, he said I was cool.
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Alright. Good luck.
Sorry had to add this because of the image of George Washington that is found on this story tab.
When I first saw the coverart I thought that George Washington was a patriot from Bioshock Infinite
Kennedy on the moon
And
Washington fighting zombies...
Bob, have you been to Deviantart lately?
'Murica
You're not even trying anymore are you?
*SNIFF I'm so proud to be an American.
Was that a jab at the authors who use that when writing?
11/10.
Brought tears to my eyes.
By Azura, this is good! i1.ytimg.com/vi/AU0NO47Uuto/hqdefault.jpg
This is the reason, why you Rainbow Bob, are who I think of when I think of success on fimfiction.
This thing was so over the top and given that the 4th is coming up, I just had to give this a go! I was not disappointed!
Question.
The part with President Kennedy, was that an insult to President John F. Kennedy, I'm just curious?
I like the story, the Washington part was badass.
But the Kennedy part kind of made me have a little "Uhh...." moment, if you know what I mean.
I just realized something... Take the word therapist and add a space after e.
THE RAPIST
4610813 Jericho has been there and done that many times that you better start calling him daddy.
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It's just comedy. Nothing can be sacred in a good routine. Therefore there's going to be some slamming of popular people. It's merely inevitable. Also it's just for laughs try not to take the humor here too seriously. I certainly didn't.
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Sorry, its just that I never viewed Kennedy that way, and that he was also assassinated.
But I like the story, and I also believe everyone is entitled to their own creativity, so I will say nothing more.
10/10 - Great Read - Average Fimfiction Reader's Comment
10/10 - Amazing! - Random Magazine
11/10 - 'Nuff said! - KingoftheMuffins
10/10 - So. High. Lol. - Dank Reviewers
Jesus, Bob... you always spoke to my heart.
We have Gene Kranz the Houston Space Center. We'll fix this problem in seconds!
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Jericho is a mix of psychopathic tendencies and screwed up humor. That's why everyone loves it.
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Fuck yeah, Kennedy!
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This is one of the strangest stories I've ever read and I loved every second of it!
9999/10
Somewhere, Liberty Prime has the strangest boner...
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He was lying. You are no longer allowed to write pony fan fiction because you were . . .
TARDY!!!!!!!
I will be honest: I thought the George Washingtion in the pic was a Motorized Patriot until I enlarged the image XD.
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That's the rule of soft magic, man.
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It is very silly. I wouldn't say he isn't trying.
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Man, I want you to think of me when you think of success.
Tell me - what would make you think of a big, metallic dragon when you think of success?
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JFK was infamously adulterous, man. He would invite women into another room for a "serious conversation" (read: sex) at parties and get laid.
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The joke of that drawing, incidentally, is that it is the "finished" version of the unfinished portrait of George Washington.
That artist has drawn a bunch of awesome things. You should check them out.
So this happened. Best part? Science can explain it. Take that ya magically dependent pony bastards.
So... Is Luna fighting Lincoln on the moon or something?
Oh sweet Jesus was that good.
Washington is about to go Bioshock Infinite on their asses.
4611161 He has USA labeled number one in blog post. Clearly he isn't in a proper state of mind.
BOOK TAX?!
SERIOUSLY?!
That is even worst than tea tax! The government supplies library with books and replaced them if they're broken and the people pays a fee if they returned it late or in a bad condition or both! Jesus! Have you ever been to a bloody library?
Nor me who was busy burning the White House, the Capitol, and the Naval Yard and fighting the Americans at Baltimore and New Orleans
4610813 We've all known that for years, you must be new to the internet. Allow me to welcome you!
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Nah, Abe is better.
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No Teddy Roosevelt
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I found this relevant, imma just leave it here...
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How about FDR? I mean, just look at him.
I can't help but feel a sense of irony here...within hours we both release a fic starring George Washington, and they are two sides to the same coin...Fate be whack Dawg!!!
I don't know what the heck this is, but I have to read it.
wtf did I just read?
'MURICA