A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human.
It's early in the morning. That point of early where there's a chill in the air still and you question why you're up instead of laying in your warm bed still. As you load your water gun with ice and water, you grin to yourself. Once your water gun is full , you walk into Moonie's room.
"Dah-da-dedededededededee-dee!"
"Anonymous, your Queen demands you stop making that infernal racket. I'm try-"
You interrupt her with a barrage of ice cold water. Moonie squeals and tries to hide under the covers but it's useless. The water seeps through.
"AH! Too cold!"
As she squirms to get out of bed, she trips over the blanket and falls out. You dash over to the other side to check on her.
"Moonie, you alright?"
The moment she opens her mouth to speak, you start spraying her again.
"AH! Stop it! I HATE YOU!"
"Love you too now get up, I made pancakes."
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* Boop *
Reminds me of this.
Hahaha, nice to know that Anon can do pranks as well
4577243
Yeah, that gave me the idea.
I lost it for a few days thanks to it and had the song stuck in my head for even longer.
Hilarious!
Well, now I know how I'm getting my future kids out of bed if they try to sleep in (on a school day)!
This pleases my bloodlust for revenge. The ice cold water shall give her illness, prehaps even pneumonia! Now go! Find that fire hose to finish her off Hiroshima and Nagasaki style!
4578012 not cool
4578743 Was it the nuke jokes? I'll admit, probably something more funny I could've gone with. Maybe 9/11 instead?
4578961 Yeah, the nuke jokes probably would be less offensive than 9/11...
4578961 911, and the holocaust jokes are plane wrong and we did nazi them coming
4579880 I am appalled at your hypocracy. Anne Frankly, I feel you crossed the line farther than I.
4581997 nice one
4579880 Hey! I'm a jew, and I greatly enjoy those Holocaust jokes. Who would've gassed?
My dad did the same thing to wake me one morning.
4581997 We're bad people aren't we?
Beautiful.
4577243 Reminds me more of this.
6437138 My son did this to me =_= I got revenge 1 year later... I failed XD
Yes. That is all.
The gods of cuteness accept your offering of cute pony words.
Awwww, nice! Heheheh... water guns.
*busts out of tartarus* I live to see more cuteness.