• Published 1st May 2012
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April - 2012 (T.W.G.) - The Writer's Group



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And seriously? No one did this yet? FOR THIS PROMPT? Goor lord... - CosmicAfro

Author: CosmicAfro

Prompt: It’s rainin’ colts! Hallelujah it’s raining colts!

Title: And seriously? No one did this yet? FOR THIS PROMPT? Goor lord...


Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Fillies - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you -You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely mares
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, Rainbow Dash’s ready to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining colts.

It's Raining colts! Hallelujah! -It's Raining colts! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to trot and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining colts! Hallelujah!
It's Raining colts! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Unicorn and Pegasi and kind and mean

God bless Luna, she's a single mare too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every mare could find her perfect stallion
It's Raining Colts! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Colts! Amen!
It's Raining Colts! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Colts! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Luna, she's a single mare too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every mare could find her perfect stallion
It's Raining Men! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, Rainbow Dash’s ready to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining colts.

It's Raining Colts!Hallelujah! - It's Raining Colts! Amen!
It's Raining Colts! Hallelujah! - It'sRaining Colts!