Excellent, silly comedy. And it's incomplete?!?

Surprisingly, I actually really like this. It's quite humorous without being too focused on the deep descriptions of sex like a lot of stories that are like this tend to be. Very well done and I can't wait to see more!

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Oh frick, forgot to change that.

I should mark it "On Hiatus."

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You sir are cruel. Very cruel.

Please tell me there's more of this!

This was a lovely mix of history building and smut ^_^

Well, that's a favorite. Caught myself laughing quite a few times.

Azure and Glory's reactions are perfect. Love how you managed to sprinkle in some interesting historical info in a way that just meshes with the story too.

And the way you handled the 'sex' part of the story is refreshing. Just enough to get the imagination going instead of going into the nth degree of detail.

I'd say poor Azure and Glory.. but.. I think they liked it.

Hey! Look who's back in action!

That was pretty damn funny. Usually I don't read things with the sex tag, but this one caught my interest. I liked it a lot!

I had to quirk an eyebrow at "fleshy cousins." What's the consistency of a crystal pony's body? I can't help but imagine that one piece of fanart where one shatters after a fall...

In any case, a very amusing combination of subtle worldbuilding and not so subtle anything else. I look forward to whatever else is in store.

No, no. I need MORE.

*puts on poindexter hat* Actually, studies in Norway have found Gender-seperated regiments lead to greater amounts of sexual harassment in the military, whereas regiments where the sexes mix and do stuff together in closer quarters lead to a better understanding of one-another and better overall relations!

This was really good. A few good chuckles here and there, while remaining titillating.

It was fun to get the little bits of worldbuilding sprinkled in with jokes, and what becomes a very perfunctory, yet oddly touching beginning to a relationship.

The comedy folder of the High Quality Mature Fiction Group has always been too sparse so I'm glad to add this story to its ranks, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll do in the future.

That...was fucking awesome. MOAR!

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You have me speechless sir. I required more.

MORE! MORE! MORE!
But... maybe get the Royal couple to be told about their... bedroom fun time.

That was actually really good. A little exposition heavy, but I like it.

Chin up, chest out, stomach in, eyes forward, visors down. God, I miss those days.
This is not a good story, this is a great story. Huge difference, dude or dudette.

Perhaps the only snippet of clop I can ever really tolerate. You, I like.

Craine...

Oh, this was just wonderful.

Next chapter: Cadence and Shining Armor, not yet having fallen completely asleep after the nights... vigorous activities, are treated to the some interesting sounds of their own, seeing as Azura Agate and Glory Gem appear to have forgotten that sound travels both ways and that door still isn't soundproofed.

Why are you apologizing?! This was funny as hell! You have great mechanics, and the timing was spot on. Characters were fleshed(stoned?) out and likable, and I for one would love to see more of Azure and Glory. Not in any explicit manner unless that's something you want to do, but I love the idea of relationships sprouting to life out of unfortunate or hilariously inappropriate circumstances.

Cheers, friend!

Though, you might want to capitalize Crystal Empire in the first sentence.

Well done. More?

Now I want to read about the both of them >.>

You could ship! OC shipping! Do it now...

More please?

This was adorable! I can't wait for more!

That was... interesting, to say the least.

I can only imagine how hard it is to carry on a conversation while 2 ponies are having sex in the background. I applaud you good sir.

i want more

Oh my god, yes.

Read, liked and faved.
I´m still chuckling about the whole build up of the story and the desperate attempts of those poor guards to keep their cool.
Very well done.^^b

They then proceeded to buy and install the insulation to soundproof the room themselves.
Whether this was to avoid hearing the married couple, or to keep the married couple from hearing them, will forever be a mystery.

There is no need to apologize my good man, I should be the one apologizing that I'm not making multiple accounts to keep liking this. Sophisticated Spike is sophisticated Celestia dammit Spike

And let me guess, Cadance is the guy in said relationship?

Welp, that was fun, had me chuckling through out, glad those two can be professional about all this.

Maybe next time they won't have to wait outside the door... .

Cant wait to see where you take this next.

Maybe from Cadence-Shining Armor's POV?

Probably my most entertained boner.

A good read. Very amusing.

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Aww... so cute. (In a weird kinda way)

Laughing almost nonstop reading this, it was great . Following just for this

...Just so long as you take me on a date next time we're off."

"Fair enough."

Yup. Totally fair.

All that exposition beforehand actually helped the comedy out more than I thought it would. Set up a good backdrop and all.

I apologize sincerely.

Never in your life, good sir

I can so imagine a sequel chapter being payback, wherein Cadence and Shiny end up overhearing. At first they're surprised, then a bit shocked at seeming unprofessionality... Before they start to take notes and even have a running commentary. Maybe even Cadence thinking of playing matchmaker, and brushing off Shiny's protests about fraternization.

Just the description alone told me that this was going to be funny, and I was right. The two guards were very nice characters and I would love to see more about these two. Great job.

I like to think that this takes place before All Hail The King starts.

Can I trade the apology for more chapters?

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M/M???

In summary:

there's always at least two of them on duty at all times.

- there are (..) two of them
And in story:

And there's still some arrows

- there are

I'd prefer something other then my spear

- than