Sensational Serials: Silly, Short Stories for Silly, Short Ponies

by PhycoKrusk

Commercial Break 01

Frantic and erratic wing beats stirred the air in a cloud-constructed kitchen in a cloud-constructed mansion floating in the air over Ponyville as Rainbow Dash excitedly watched her over. “Almost…”

‘Ding!’ went a timer.

“Done!”

With triumphant flair, she opened that oven and quickly whisked away an enormous covered tray — almost as big as she was — to to her cloud-constructed table in her cloud-constructed dining room. Rubbing her hooves together and licking her chops, she tore away the concealing foil to reveal and tiny piece of quiche that occupied only a tiny fraction of the tray.

Rainbow Dash stared uncomprehendingly at what sat in front of her. “Where’s the rest of it?”

Tired of eating postage stamps disguised as meals? It’s time to switch to Hungry Mare Instant Dinners!

Why settle for a sample when you can gorge yourself on delicious veggie patties and hay fries, succulent stuffed peppers, or mouth-watering lasagna in a fraction of the time demanded by other brands?

Quick, tasty, mare-sized portions.

Hungry Mare!

Because filly food isn’t filling food!

“Who said that?!” Rainbow Dash demanded as she looked frantically around her dining room.

Author's Note:

I actually thought of the slogan first. The rest of it wrote itself.

Almost 6 months ago, actually. I was just waiting for the right story to use it in.

Comments

[Crystal Wishes]

*snickersnort*

Oh my gosh. Would you be offended if I use "Hungry Mare" in a future chapter? With link back, of course. I have a somewhat-sort-of-upcoming-situation that this would be perfect in.

[Rossby Waves]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING

[Harmony Charmer]

Oh my god, Rainbow was in an actual live commercial, that's hilarious.