an unnecessary remake of the last human(s)

by rainbowderp117

hungry hungry black holes

My name is Jack and so you don't ponder about how I look like throughout the whole story I have brown hair, black eyes, white skin and look like I've never slept.

I lazily woke up from my bed after a peaceful night of rest "wow that was an hour more than yesterday" I said staring at my clock "better get something to eat" walking towards the kitchen that for some reason wasn't there "wasn't their a kitchen here?" I looked up to notice that half of my house was gone "what?" I said with a confused expression looking at the remains of my destroyed home I walked away and sighed "I don't got time for this i'm probably dreaming anyway". With nothing to do I looked out the window to be greeted by a giant ball of death eating up all the skyscrapers in downtown "please don't tell me that's what I think it is" I said.

I called my friend Gary who was a guard at the military base nearby to see what was going on "What's up Jack" he asked.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON FIRST I WOKE UP THEN MY WHOLE HOUSE IS GONE BECAUSE OF SOME RANDOM BALL OF DEATH EATING UP EVERYTHING IN ITS DAMN PATH!" I politely yelled through my cellphone.

"Calm down bro it's just a tiny black whole we'll probably find a way to get rid of it before it does any harm" he said

"Any harm? IT JUST DESTROYED ALL OF DOWNTOWN AND IS JUST STARTING TO GET EVERYTHING AROUND IT TO" I yelled through the phone not as politely as I had last time.

"I assure you everything will be fine in no time" he said with an annoyed tone. I threw the phone against the ground and ran.

I had to get as far away as I could from whatever that thing is before it could kill me everyone was screaming that we are going to die and other random nonsense. I went through my neighborhood and realized I was hungry so I went into the nearest restaurant and took my meal to go "bacon wrapped bacon nice!" I said as I munched on my completely murican food. I finished my meal and started my run again "I should have really rode my car" I said panting down the street "I hope this ends soon or I won't get to watch my show, I ran down an alleyway and accidentally crashed into a guy holding a rifle "sorry man" I said to him. His expression stayed the same and he pointed his rifle at he pulled the trigger and shot a guy behind me who was holding a knife to my throat I decided to run before I was next.

Bullets slid across my hair as I toke cover behind a pink sedan because a mercenary that I tried to pick a fight with because tried to steal all my supplies that I needed including my bacon covered bacon I didn't know he was a mercenary until he pulled out a machine gun with the private security sign on it. "Come out so I can kill you already!" he yelled. He wasn't very nice though which is easy to know because he had a bald head with a tattoo of a skull on his skull. The cops showed up somehow and shot him to death and I decided to get away because I didn't want to waste my time answering questions all day.

I got to the part of town where their was no more buildings and just highway where I thought I would be safe "I probably would have gotten sucked up by that thing if I hadn't ran away" I said wiping the sweat from the run I just toke. Suddenly parts of the highway where thrown in random directions and another one of those dark spheres arouse from one the incredibly large wholes it created and pulled me toward it I tried to hold on to the ground but its grasp was to strong and it pulled me into the darkness.

"This is worse than I thought" Gary said while looking at a large screen showing all the black hole activity.

"What?" asked his boss walking into the room.

"Black holes are showing up all around the earth" He said "at this rate they will destroy the earth before the day ends". He toke a sip from his soda "bacon flavored soda is the best though".

"We need to be serious for this Gary" his boss told him face palming with a purpose.

I woke up in a field that I couldn't identify everything was so bright and colorful which really hurt my eyes. "Where am I?" I said to myself as I got off the ground "and why does everything look like it was drawn?" I examined myself "and why do I look drawn? I checked my pockets "oh no." I realized my bacon covered bacon was gone " worst day ever" I whispered. I looked to the distanced to see something only from my darkest thoughts, a colorful pink horse thing who was skipping toward my direction. I quickly looked around me to find a place to hide I somehow managed to find a bush which I jumped into and looked through a little hole in it.

"I thought I saw somepony here" it said "I'll find you" it said in a somewhat threatening tone and it walked away.

"I hope I don't run into that thing again" I said to myself as I dusted off all the leaves on my clothes.

Author's Note:

As you know this is not supposed to make sense.

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