story of a hipposapien

by MidnightFMare

messing with bonbon

The story of a hipposapien

Chapter one: messing with bonbon

(Zoom in on lyra heartstrings sitting on a bench, with bonbon sleeping)

“Hey bon? You know what I wish were real?” she asks

"Humans?” the exhausted bonbon replies

“NO! Humans are real! I meant sea ponies” lyra explains, rubbing her friend’s mane

“What if they are?” a voice asks whimsically. They look up and see a tall, lanky, and black furred anthropomorphic cat standing on a tree branch. Upside-down.

Bonbon gets up and looks at the cat “I really don’t want to have to deal with your crazy stories today cat”

To this, the cat wiggles his fingers at the teal mare, who jumps from the bench and onto his arm. But when she latches on, he boops her nose, eliciting a babyish squeal.

Bonbon rolls her eyes at her friend’s immaturity. Trotting over to the inverted cat. “Why are you upside down?” but then she notices how his hair is pointing up

He smirks “how do you know that I am not right-side up and everything else isn’t upside down?” Then the world decides to do a 180 and results in both mares falling up (errr… down?)

As the two mares brace for impact, out pops pinkie from a cloud. They hit the sky with a crunch, the pink party pony bounces over to them

Bonbon sighs, “Pinkie, how are you even here? Wait, why aren’t we falling through the sky?” the green unicorn pokes the blue sky

“Sky? Is this a game? Am I in cloudsdale again? But I don’t see rainbow dash, dashie is my bestest best friend! I don’t smell her though-oop!” the pink pony is cut off by lyra stuffing a glove in her mouth

“Lyra, what the hay did you put in her mouth” she asks, instantly regretting it

“A glove! It’s a thing for hands!” the mare announces, brightening.

The cat appears, who then pulls down a zipper from his forehead to the naval level, when out pops pinkie pie! “Hi there!”

The mares stare at the first pinkie who pulls down a zipper and out jumps… pinkie pie!

Wait, that makes two pinkies!

Then lyra pulls a zipper and out steps the cat

Bonbon squeaks and pokes the first pinkie who turns out to be a cardboard cut-out. The cat and pony say in unison "a ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuse"

Bonbon pulls down a zipper and…

“AUGH!” bonbon screams, knocking pinkie pie off her chest

“You’re awake! Good! We’re almost at port!” the kitty says, looking at the upside down pinkie.

“What?” she asks, before the end chapter sign card falls.

Author's Note:

yep, pinkie is in this during the beginning

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