"In other words, your typical Mrhappyface Fic. " This. This was enough for me to laugh. I wont read it. But at least you're proud of what you do.

the fuck is wrong with you?

This is unacceptable, ITS A FREAKING CHILD! This kind of trash should not exist.

The second I read: 'Dinky gets fillynapped', I knew it was you.
Why do I keep reading these?
Hell if I know.
These are for you:

>Taking home your Fluffy Pony for the first time
>She is a cute little orange Fluffy Pony
>She has an apple fluffy mark so you name her Lil Applejack
>Decide that you don’t want your Fluffy Pony to die
>Take absolute safety measures and keep her in a cage
>It’s a little confining but she seems to like it
>Runs in her little wheel
>Plays happily
>Leave to make dinner
>Get back
>Lil Applejack has somehow become trapped in her water bottle
>Fluffy Pony has, against all odds, drowned.
Or:
>your fluffy pony is looking less fluffy
>she jumps up and down by the dryer
>she wants you to put her in to fluff her up
>you do so
>she spins around and suffers severe trauma
>you monster
OR:
>Fluffy pony dies
>out of depression you buy a new cuddly fluffy pony
>on the way home with your new fluffy pony sees cars for the first time
>she doesn’t know what they are, but she likes them
>she begins to pretend to be a car, and bolts out into the street
>She is hit by the first truck to drive by.
OR:
>You decide to do a thought experiment
>You buy a newborn fluffy pony
>She is locked in a featureless room with only a television set, just out of reach
>She is fed by bottle twice a day, while you wear a concealing, white suit
>She cannot play or laugh because of her surroundings
>Every day at noon, the television plays for an hour
>It teaches her basic mathematics and literacy
>After a few months, she understands it
>Lessons drift to the theory of social skills
>After one year, she has the capacity of a middle-school student
>She is drugged and released into the streets
>She wanders aimlessly for days
>She knocks on someone’s door, where she is taken in and nurtured
>After a few days, she looks up her people online
>Learns she was only born from her mother’s death
>Realizes she will always be a second-class citizen, a pet
>Runs away
> Ends up in a street corner, alone, in the rain
>Sees puddle in alleyway
>Considers life thus far
>Fluffy pony drowns
OR:
>Fluffy pony orphanage shuts down
>No one can afford to keep the remaining fluffy ponies
>Nobody really cares, either
>Just leave them in the darkened building, locked into their big pen
>Fluffy ponies don’t understand
>Wait in the dark for tenders to come back
>No one around to clean up their filth
>Still have water from the pipe that runs through the pen
>Out of food
>Fluffy ponies hungry
>Mewl “Wan’ food”, “Wan’ pway”, “Where day go?”
>Shuffle around useless in the dark, growing weaker
>Finally, one of them bumps into a sack left in the corner
>An old apple rolls out
>Fluffy ponies crowd around the one who found the apple
>”Pony has food!” “Gif food pleese?” “Gif food!” “Hung’y”
>”No!” mumbles fluffy pony through the apple in her mouth “Is my food”, starts to eat
>Remaining fluffy ponies consumed with frustration
>”Gif foooood!” “Meani pony!” “You why no food” “You make hoomans go away”
>Can’t articulate their frustrations
>Can’t figure out some course of action
>Fluffy ponies slowly die of hunger
>One at a time they stop moving
>Can’t grasp mortality
>Stare at dead ponies trying to understand what happened to them
>Don’t even think to try and eat them
>Last pony left alive is the one who ate the apple, lying on its side in the dark and groaning from hunger in a pool of its own watery feces, surrounded by the rotting corpses of its fellows
>Door opens
>Blinding light streams in
>Fluffy pony squints, gurgles out “You come back fow fwuffy?”
>”Shit! What the fuck is that?!”
>Bullet dashes fluffy pony’s head into a gory slick against the ground
>”Jesus Frank, I thought you said this place was fucking abandoned?! Scared me half to death. Okay, get the shovel.”
Or:
>end of the day
>you’re walking to your car
>you had to park it in the sunny spot today. It’s going to be hot as hell inside it
>open the door
>a ghastly smell hits you
>you look around
>your cute, blue, fluffy pony is curled under the backseat, dead
>there’s a paper party hat on her head
>there’s a piece of paper next to her with “suh prize” written on it
>you can only guess she stowed away in the car to surprise you when you got in
>there’s desperate hoofmarks and scrapings around the sides of the car
>one of the door handles is crushed inward
>there’s several face prints on the windows
>while you were at work for eight hours, pony was locked in the car
>overheating
>the fluff only exacerbating to the issue
>that poor, poor, fluffy pony
Or:

>Give your Fluffy Pony a leash so it can never wander too far
>Take her for walkies so she gets exercise
>Let her play in the park
>She never tries to get away from you but you feel safer with her wearing it
>Leave her tied to bench while you go buy her some ice cream as a treat
>Fluffy Pony doesn’t want you to leave
>Tries desperately to follow you while saying “Don’t weave Fluffy!”
>Fluffy Pony so distracted she doesn’t see biker coming along the road fast
>Wheel bifurcates Fluffy Pony along the abdomen
>You return to see Fluffy Pony in two pieces on the road
>She’s still begging you not to leave her
Or:
>Taking fluffy pony for a ride in the car
>You have the window rolled down a crack so she can hear the wind and pretend she is flying
>You drive by the beach and she looks at the water
>Fluffy pony drowns
Or:
>Fluffy Pony is playing in the living room while you watch TV
>The fireplace is roaring
>Fluffy Pony gets closer, entranced by the flame
>Fluffy Pony watches for a bit, until an ember jumps out of the flame and hits it on the nose
>Fluffy Pony yelps in pain, running over to you
>You pick up Fluffy Pony and carry her to the sink to run some cold water over the burn
>You put Fluffy Pony in the sink
>As you run the water, Fluffy Pony tilts its snout up and the tiniest drop of water rolls into its mouth
>Fluffy Pony drowns

Why don't you use these next?
Good day.

Let me guess Dinky gets raped add gore add scat, same old same old.

299148

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I... Never really like you... But now I love you. Have my children. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Even RagingSemi would be ashamed.

It takes a special kind of terribad to make me instantly thumbs down a fic. You sir, are that

299162
I aim to please.
Good day.

dude wtf its one thing about adults but little fillies? and derpys daughter? wtf man so not cool

299178
Diztys, and he's done this twice before.
Good day.

Heh, you truely are a terrible person, you know that? I can see the appeal in corrupting the innocent (and what more innocent to corrupt than MlP?) but really, this troll/gore/rape fic was sub-par for your standards. Much too hastily executed, even the genuine insanity could not be properly appreciated since it was done far too quickly.

Now that I'm done rupturing my spleen at Wilhelm's comment...

WHAT IN THE FUCK

WHY DOES THIS STORY EXIST

GOD DAMN IT WHY

WHY

Brutal violence and sexual abuse can be excellent writing points to advance a story, despite the fact that they are horrible and evil. But this? This is nothing more than fucked-up torture porn. No me gusta. Shit, rape a filly-foal with a rusty pike if it somehow advances the plot in incredible and awe-inspiring ways, but seriously mchappywhatthefuck. You're a monster. And... Probably a troll. But alas, at least you don't take yourself seriously. But seriously. You need to immediately turn off your computer and go masturbate with razorblades-

>masturbate with razorblades

Shit, I just gave you another idea.

This is terrible you should feel bad about this...

BREAK YOURSELF,YOU PRICK!

I'm sorry but you were asking for it.

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I've gave him worse Ideas.
Heres a hint, never use the:
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on him, it just makes him worse.
Good day.

I am not even going to read this. I have more important things to traumatize myself with. Thumb down, because I know you love it.

Also, 299148
LOL !!! Fluffy pony is probably alergic to water. Can't even look at it...
May I request the addition of >greentext? For the lulz.

299271
Done.
Good day.

Not the best fic, but I'm not going to go off the deep end and tell you that you need to die. Because that's somehow justifiable because you wrote a rape fic. All of you need to chill out. It's just a fan fic.

It's fanfictions like this one that make me wish, very briefly, that SOPA had passed.

This was okay, but scat and piss make me sick. It was also a bit too inhuman. You should treat slaves with some respect.

Overall thumbs up.

God damn myself for taking Latin

oh mrhappyface, i can't even find the words to begin to describe this. Anyway happy to see Magister Felix in another one of your fics. By the way, i just put out a new short fic called Fluttershy Gets Raped and the Universe Ends.

This is just weird, and unpleasant
it's not even funny.
Now, im hoping you're planning on using this a some sort of plot device that will be sad
buuuuuut
knowing you, you're not

Mrhappyface strikes again.

Oh happy happy joy joy! I was feeling blue then i read this masterpiece. I heard Pinkie Pie's Smile song play in my head as i read it.

I am surprised no one else finds green piss odd.

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Beatrice is pelased

Battler on the other hand
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The poor guy

BTW the girls reaction=mrhappyface's
the red-haired guy's reaction=everyone else's reaction and mine.

Good story.

i LOVE THIS BLOODY BRILLIANT STORY MATE

302009 I do too