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I would do the same for my girlfriend, if I heard that she had been kidnapped for any reason. I wouldn't let any harm come to her, but there is the possibility that i could fail, even though it being a valiant attempt. if they wanted nothing more than to see me losing my mind I would hunt her captors down eliminating them 1 by 1. I would get my hands bloody to protect her.
but other than that,
Oh wait. This is a joke...
right?
Because if it was,
well played.
oops.
If not, then I might have dug my own grave.
...
sees story name scrolls down scrolls back up sees profile ... OHHH SHIT
3445372 Yeah this story was written back around 2011 so it wasn't my personal best.
this was something else and one more thing FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY I HOPE YOU GET WHATS COMING TO YOU FOR BEATING UP PINKAMENA!
Sergeant Sprinkles: Well I don't know what to say really. What about you Pinkamena?
Pinkamena: Fluttershy was scary.
3445300 me to buddy me to FUCK YOU PINKIMENA I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES ONE BY ONE AND AS FOR YOU BUTCHERSHY SAME CUZ RD IS MINEEEEE SO THE FUCK UP
and o my screen RD is gone for some reason ohh SHIIIIIIIII nvm she just flew down
3696068 wut?
3701218 well I have interactive pony on and I couldn't find RD so I panicked cuz I thought she died from reading the story cuz she almost died so yeah I know it weird but OH FUCK SHES BEHIND ME and no I don't mean pinamena I mean RD SHIT SHIT ok know that he's gone dafuq is this story is so weird crap he waking up well she is annoying bye before she can delete the comente bye :) UrGSdggddsdabf X
3701218 btw I watch you on youtube molestia's so well..... creepy but still epic
So, Pinkie, what did you think of the story?
This Fluttershy scared me a little.
Perfect! Now I can get rid of you by sending this Fluttershy after you.
Do it and I'll turn you into a cupcake before she gets me.
.....Crap.
4204722 HAHAHAHAHAHA Pinkie turning a human into a cupcake ha she wishes we wold pimp slap her before she gets near
THE POWER OF HUMANS!!!!
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I tried slapping her once. I also had a very cherished pet. Do the math.
4301714 HAHAHA ya slap her than pull out that pistol we all know everyone has and shoot her till shes a bloody pulp... simple enough fer me plus she couldnt get to you cause shes fake and made up so nope! Lol pinkie gonna die! SoOoOOn...
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She made up? Explain how she put a hole in a wall. With a SHOTGUN. THAT SHE BUILT HERSELF.
4301971 She didnt they brain washed you to think like that if you somehow see her pull out that pistol you have and shoot her just in case
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Doesn't ones mind have to be SANE to be brainwashed? Plus, bad idea to use a pistol on her. She's told me about the time she was shot by a 50.BMG.
4302218 Well not exactly how do you think they work with patients in asylums.
Sometimes they do some stuff like that.
Mmmmmmm... whelp shes your bane of existence anyhow so ya plus I could just delete her from existence with a snap... or I could ask Discord to do it he still owes me that favor!
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No, she's not the the bane of my existence. That goes to jackasses who think they're better than everyone else. She's more like an annoying housepet that occasionally kills things and makes cupcakes with said things. Plus, I tried to have Discord help me once. He said, and I quote,"No, just no. Last time I tried to get rid of her, she came out anthro. She scares me."
4302419 Well I wouldnt want her as a house pet thatd be a bad house pet but I digress I could care less and this conversation is getting boring.
Discord does think humans are chaotic btw. And why did you suddenly act less or I mean talk less insane than the others hmmmm... but I still digress.
So ya... and Discord owes me still that favor however much he hates he does.
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Wait, there is others!? Also,I know Discord thinks humans are chaotic, but I'm crazy enough that Discord is AFRAID of me,or at least Pinkie. Now I need to go take some potshots at the princess' with my(read:someone elses) bass cannon.
4302729 Lol you go do that!
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*fires bass cannon*
*raises undead, fuck logic*
Pinkie,get my FAD, we going hunting!
care to join?
4302875 Mmmmmm na ill be fine got stuff to do and all that
4302875 Can we NOT roleplay in the comments section?
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Who`s roleplaying?
Wait, is that Gonzo!?
I believe so, Pinkie.
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Yes, and I`m the only one here.
Now go, I hate going out-of-character on here.
nope i am not role playing i do not do that crap.
You're live reading of A Dazzling Christmas on youtube is age-restricted. Is there anyway that you can fix this?
5501175 It's age restricted due to the risque descriptions of Adagio's chocie wardrobe and what she does when she's all alone looking at a mirror.
Spoiler: It's suggestive as hell.
I.......LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
4204722 Hey Pinkie, instead of killing out your friends and background ponies we love, how about being the sherriff of Ponyville, say you have the criminals of Ponyville which we never see anyway in an underground Maximum Prison for 'safe keeping', and use them for your cupcakes. This way none of the ponies we love die, and you can kill as many criminals as your heart desires to put in your cupcakes. Or you can just skip the sherriff part and criminals mysteriously disappear which nopony (not even the Police) care to investigate because they hate them, and use them in your cupcakes.
FREAKING FLUTTERDASH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!
