Fluttershocked

by Gregory the Mighty

Fluttershocked 2: Rainbow Boogaloo

Fluttershocked 2: Rainbow Boogaloo
By: Haze
Proofreader: Invizibilit3

Dash was reclining on a small cloud when she got the whiff of a terrifying scent. She sat up with a start to catch the wind in her muzzle. It was coming closer. The smell of bunnies and butterflies could belong to only one pegasus, Fluttershy.

She ducked into the cloud, hiding as best she could on short notice, but it was too late. “Oh, Hi, Rainbow Dash!”, exclaimed Fluttershy. This was it. The most terrifying thing Rainbow Dash could imagine, far worse than any of the death-defying aerial acrobatic stunts she had done. She was going to have to talk to Fluttershy, her new mother.

Not that they had been officially married yet, but at this point Fluttershy had long since moved in with Mr. Dash, and any marriage ceremony would be academic. Fluttershy, much to the surprise
of all her friends, had an active dating life. Despite her shyness, she had many stallion friends with benefits, and a popular account on adultmarefinder.com. By accident alone, she had been dating Rainbow’s father off and on for years, completely unaware of the connection. Years later, after some assertiveness training, she had become ready to settle down. Before a month had gone by, the two were cohabiting.

Rainbow Dash and her father had not been on speaking terms for years--yet having your close friend date your father was mortifying. The jokes and jabs from her other friends and co-workers were bad enough, but talking to Fluttershy? She’d be getting it straight from the horse's mouth! There was no argument you could win with someone who was sleeping with your parent. None!

What did she have to say to her? There were too many horrible things to imagine. She could start droning on and on about how lovey-dovey she was with her father. Ick! She could start ordering her around like a mother would. Getting sent to her room by Fluttershy was not something Rainbow could bear. Worst of all, she could drop the bomb that Rainbow Dash would soon be joining Applejack and Rarity in the big-sister club!

And so this was it. Fluttershy floated over to her. Ever since they moved in together, Fluttershy’s flying had greatly improved. That’s why it was hard to hate her for it.

“So, hi.” stammered a frozen Rainbow Dash.

“How have you been?” returned Fluttershy.

“Oh, I’m good.”

There was no superiority to Fluttershy, no judgments or opinions. It was just her old friend coming by for a chat. “I haven’t heard from you for a while. I was getting worried that you didn’t want to see me anymore.”

Dash kicked the cloud beneath her. “No, I’ve just been busy with the weather and all."

The two stole a moment to just look at each other. They hugged.

“You should come by Sugarcube Corner next week. Pinkie is throwing a party. We’ll all be there.” invited Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash agreed. It was good to have her friend back. They broke the embrace and Fluttershy floated off. Dash waved goodbye to her friend.

Before she got far, Fluttershy turned, “By the way, when am I getting some grandkids? I’m not getting any younger you know!”

Comments

[ThePhantomAssassin]

Okay. Well. Holy shit. Didn't see that coming. Or that ending. Cool chapter, or, what ever you wanna call it. Kinda short though.... If Rainbow starts calling her Mom, that's when the awkwardness level hits 10. Never mind the fact that her dad married someone only a few years older then her, like, two years older I'm going to stop writing now, I'm still in shock.

And First!

[SkyStream]

Fluttertroll FTW

[frutineo]

LOL you just transformed Fluttershy into.... Trollershy.

[TAB]

That ending part 2

[BlankFlankBrony]

Haze-man, you are proving to be quite adept with delivering these punchlines. This chapter flows from the previous one quite naturally, and the parting shot brings a chuckle. Well done.

[Evil Paladin]

Its hard to tell from the cutiemark episode who is older, Fluttershy or Dash. I think the dynamic would be even more horrifying if Dash was the older one of the two.

[belmontzar]

LOL Adultmarefinder xD HAHA ah these are great ^_^ glad to see more of them ^_^ hope you continue
Oh and to mimic everyone else + THAT ENDING XD GAWD those endings are amazing XD
though id like to know the reactions everyone else had too

[Kagitaar]

And another perfect punchline. You are a master and I bow to your skills.

317996

I'd always pegged them as being the same age.

[Evil Paladin]

318028 After rereading the first chapter I think Fluttershy IS the older one! In addition, Fluttershy seemed to me taller than Dash which could be indicative of age.

[Fishstikz]

Oh goodness.

[Wing Zero 032]

THIS! is so awesome!, now is just a matter of time for those two make this official and mortify Rainbow up to eleven

Please make this into a full series, this have so much epic potential!

[Greasebrony]

Bro that was slick.

[Gregory the Mighty]

318028

Yes, I am going off the idea that they are the same age.

Also, if you like this, check out my other story "A Face for The Masses"

haze

[kladdos]

i feel so damn bad for rainbow... poor mare...

[Moon_Fire]

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I can't hold it in any longer lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

that was funny
so Fluttershy is Dashie's mom now?

but what happened at the park when Dashie waved to that stallion and said "Hi dad"?

[Mossflower]

while your general writing is definitely very good; you're an absolute genius when it comes to endings!

[kingqball]

318671 ...why does this seem so possible though?

[APimpNamedSlickback]

i laughed for 10 minutes then chuckled for 5

[Codyray1]

I knew that ending line was possible, I just didn't think Fluttershy would manage to say it!

[MetaLucario]

that joke fluttershy made at the end was hillarious

[Dee Bee Doo-wop Cooper]

Is this story continuing or is it completed like the story status says?

[Shao]

grandkids?! isnt fluttershy only a couple of years older than.. what the hell is going on in my mind.

[Fidelis]

You have the best ending punchlines I've ever seen.

[Darkness_take_you]

U mad RD?

[Starfall]

Flutterbitch, you live!

[MadxHatter123]

HAHAHAHAH! I laughed so hard at that ending. Ah, that was good.

[Cytotoxin]

Jolly good, ol` chap.

[Ourakiritsu]

Damnit, stop blowing my head off!

[MiniHorse]

Wow, so there was more? Well, this was an adorable addition. Dirty, but adorable. I loved RD's awkward feelings; it was delightfully believable. And of course, right after that cute moment where they hug and reconcile...not really a bombshell, but still an epic troll

[RyujinDeath]

NOOO! why you shorten that part there, but oh well I want to read more please keep up the good work.

[Shinoda]

MY COFFEE! IT'S ALL OVER MY DESK!

Great ending! Seriously unexpected and SO AWESOME!

[Gregory the Mighty]

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hehehehehe

[RyujinDeath]

345207 Hahaha I was like NOOOOO why there it was getting good DX

[Lord-Sparda]

i just pissed myself because i saw this ch. a wile back and didnt read it cuz it was "Too short" in my terms then about twenty miinutes ago i realized "wait a minute........... THATS THE SAME BOOK?!?!?!? HOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i came and read it and pissed myself because of it. and for you sir i say

[Jas362]

Clap Clap Clap Clap

[SgtFrog]

Your best friend is now your stepmother. Dang.

[Enmar]

LOL
THE ENDING
OMG

[Shiver]

"When am I getting grandkids?"

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[SuperChaosKG]

Watching. I am watching. you. For your epicness. I'm watching you Haze-man. WATCHING

[AcquaVapori]

I have no words...

[MeAndFluttershy]

Dude, the ending is creepy

[TyrakatheDragonFan]

WAUGH AGAIN!! XP

[Mossy Pages]

Aight. This settles it. Have your freaking favorite..