It was quiet in the castle’s royal ball room, nopony around, well except for Pinkie. The pink pony lowered herself from the ceiling dressed in a spy outfit with night vision goggles. She did a quick 360 to make sure she was alone. Once she confirmed it, she pulled out the famous party cannon.
“Prepare for the BOOM!” She yelled as she fired her cannon of fun.
Meanwhile in Celestia’s chambers….
“Did somepony say boom?” The sun princess said as she put her banana down, at the yell.
Back to Pinkie….
The ball room was now decorated beyond anything Pinkie has ever done. She stood in place as she looked in pride at her work.
“OOooooo Little Timmy Wimmy is going to love this” She said as she bounced out the room past the guards who were standing watch. When they saw her, their jaws dropped at the pink pony’s antics.
“I didn’t sign up for this.” One guard said.
“Get used to it private. That pony will remain a mystery.” The other said.
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Little Timmy and Luna walked into Luna’s bed chamber, the little fellow still covered in cotton candy with teary eyes.
“Come along sweetie, let’s get you into a nice warm bath.”
*Sniffle* “Ok Miss Luna.” The little dear followed her into her private bathroom.
She started up the tub and made sure the water wasn’t too hot or cold. “Alright sweetie, let’s get you cleaned up for bed.”
“Um…Miss Luna, if it’s ok, can I take a bath by myself?” The little boy said blushing slightly
“Of course sweetie. I’ll be right outside the door if you need me.” She bent down and nuzzled his clean cheek.
“I’ll have a pair of PJ’s for you when you get out.”
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A royal guard was doing his patrol route in gardens when suddenly a rock is smashed onto his head knocking him out cold. Blueblood then dragged the body of, removed his armor and tied and gagged the guard. He then placed the armor onto himself, but it was too big, but the enchanted armor shrank down to his size so he looked just like any guard.
“Perfect. Step one is complete, now to get rid of you.” The disguised ex-prince said as he threw the body into a big bush. He then walked out to the castle, smirking as his plan began to form into place.
Soon that little abomination will be no more.
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“Miss Luna I’m finished cleaning up.” Timmy said. Luna then walked floating behind were clean Pajamas for him. When she saw Timmy he looked fresh out the box. He is such a cutie pie She thought to herself.
“Here you are Timmy.” She gives him the clothes and then leaves him so he can change. He steps out a few seconds later dressed up.
The PJ’s were sent by Rarity, they were the same color as Luna’s coat and Rarity even stitched in Luna’s cutie mark onto the hips of the pants.
“Aw you look so handsome sweetie” Luna says as she wraps him up into a soft hug. Timmy blushes lightly as he hugs her back.
“Thank you Miss Luna.” She then lets him go to the bed as she walks out to her balcony to see the sun being lowered by her sister. She then began to raise the moon flying high as she brought it high into the night sky. Little Timmy watched in awe at this scene, he never thought seeing the moon like this would be this beautiful.
Luna finished rising the moon and flew back to her room and saw Timmy on her bed smiling. “That was beautiful Miss Luna. I never saw anything like it.”
“Aw thank you sweetie, but doesn’t somepony rise and lower your sun and moon?” She asked curious.
“No they don’t.” Luna gasped.
“Then how do they do it?”
“My teacher taught us that the sun and moon raise and lower themselves.” He explained. Luna was jaw-dropped at hearing those words.
“Anyway, let’s get some rest sweetie.” She said as she climbed onto the bed, Timmy layed his small body on her side. Luna then laid her wing over him as a soft blanket. She then laid her head down and began to fall asleep.
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Blueblood walked through the halls of the castle, until he came his Auntie Luna’s room. There were two guards standing by, he walked to them and deepened his voice.
“You’re both relieved of duty tonight and are to patrol the garden.”
“Thank you, Sergeant.” The two saluted and walk off, leaving the smirking fiend. He peaked inside the room to see his aunt and the little child sleeping peacefully, he gagged at the scene. He closed the door and stood in place. He began to think to himself.
Tomorrow that beast will be right where he belongs.
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Little Timmy saw Miss Luna and Miss Celestia walking toward him, but they looked angry “Miss Luna, Miss Celestia, is something wrong?”
“Silence you foul little beast.” said Celestia. Timmy was shocked to hear her speak so bad.
“W..what?” The poor child whimpered.
“SILENCE” Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot voice, making Timmy whimper in fear.
“I should have left in your world to suffer beast. You were nothing but trouble.” Luna spat out.
“Our precious nephew Blueblood was right. Your trouble and evil. Now I will now rid the world of you.” Celestia said as her horn began to glow.
Timmy was crying his eyes out on fear and confusion. He began shaking hard as her horn glowed brighter, but he saw strings attached to both Alicorn’s. He looked up and gasped in fright. Blueblood was controlling them.
“Now kill him…” He said with an evil smile.
The Celestia puppet then lowered her horn and sent a bright blast from her horn. Timmy tried to run but was stuck in place by Blueblood’s magic.
“NOOOOOOOOOO” The child shouted as he shot up in bed before the blast hit him. He breathed heavily as he looked at himself to make sure he was still alive. He sighed with relief, and jumped down off the bed and made a quick stop to the bathroom to wash the sweat off his head.
“Oh my dear child are you alright?” a voice said, making Timmy stop dead in his tracks.
“W…w…Who’s there?”
“Come out to the balcony.” Timmy did as the voice said, and looked around but saw no one.
Suddenly Discord appeared beside him, making the little child yelp. “Shhh little one I promise you I won’t hurt or scare you.” He said.
“What are you doing here Mister Discord…” The trembling child asked.
“I want to make it up to you from last time we met. I searched through your old world and found something you will love.”
Slightly curious the child asked “What is it?”
Discord smirked and snapped his fingers and the two vanished into the night. Meanwhile Luna was in bed mumbling in her sleep.
“*snore* Tia give us back Miss Muffin … we were having a tea party” She whined. Discord popped his head out of nowhere and shook his head at the Alicorn.
“Ponies.” He said as he vanished once again.
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Timmy and Discord appeared in an empty theme park. There was no one in sight, but two boys.
“Where are we?” Timmy asked.
Discord then shot out confetti and balloons cheering “DISNEY WORLD!!!”
Timmy gasped with joy. “Really!?”
Discord nodded “I created the same park from your home world into my own world here. It’s all your’s.”
Timmy couldn’t believe it. His own Disney World, he always wanted to go there and now he had one for himself. He launched himself at Discord in the tightest hug he could muster.
“Thank you so much Mister Discord.” He said crying tears of happiness. Discord smiles and hugs the child back.
“You’re very welcome. I hope you forgive for the cotton candy bomb.”
“I do Mister Discord.”
“Now go ride and play whatever you want.” He said. Timmy then ran off to explore his park. Discord smile as he snapped his talons and made a camera system appear and chocolate milk in his paw. The camera’s watched Timmy as he went to go play. Discord smiled as he watched him play.
Who knew being good could feel so good.
Blueblood, cliffhanger!
Aw Discord is cheering Timmy up and did something good for forgiveness. You did good Discord. Blueblood you're gonna get f***ed up by your pissed aunts and Squishy if you do what I think you're gonna do
im so glad i could help
A nice present from Discord. I think he made it good^^
ATTENTION EVERYPONY!
Blueblood is back and he has something evil planned for little Timmy! Everypony how is willing to help me defend Timmy: GET YOUR FORKS AND TORCHES AND FOLLOW ME!
LAL! Hey, guys! Horse brought herself a pet-monkey!
3859778 YEAH come on Squishy, let's go!
Blueblood if you touch Timmy:
3859778 Can I bring an AK-47 or a tank, or an entire military.
Luna and Celestia really need to rework their Guards Training if Blueblood can out sneak one of them. Not to mention their equipment is in dire need of upgrades if Blueblood is capable of knocking a guard out with one rock throw to the head. Seeing as he's scared of cake to the face I have doubts of Bluebloods combat ability.
Not to mention the problems with the Wonderbolts shown in Rainbow Falls, plus our previous experiences in prior episodes with their "competence".
Really Fleetfoot and Spitfire's actions struck me as court martial worthy if the Wonderbolts are in fact military or even paramilitary, seeing as Spitfire's position as Head of the Wonderbolt Academy would have put Rainbow Dash in a rather compromising position had Spitfire actually gone full force with trying to get her on.
So yeah Equestria needs a massive reformation of it's armed forces. Relying on a small select group of people to constantly save the day, does not a National Defense Strategy make...
*Keeps on whistling Rains of Castamere* In any case Blueblood best be ready for the magic trick of turning a unicorn into a corpse!
3860372 Dont you think that would be a bit to fast? I want to hunt him down in the street after he run for several hours.
3859988 I would just stand beside him and say:
And when he must stay in the hospital for some weeks, I sing for him this song:
WITH THE CANTERLOT VOICE!!!
And when the song ends, I SING AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! UNTIL HE GETS DEAF!
3860474 That works, might even be better.
now that's one awesome way to repay timmy. awesome work my friend
3860576 thank you
Timmy is so , and I have sudden urge to kick Blueblood in the flank.
That was a wonderful idea Discord! If you're going to take Timmy to who I think you're going to take him to, Blueblood, you're going to get it!
Aww, what a sweet thing to do Discord.
And Blueblood, if you have tricks up you sleeves, so help me...
I'm to going to kill blueblood
3861123
No no no no, *pumps shotgun* let me.
3860474 3859988 Don't forget about
3861473 I would give blueblood one and say that pressing the button grants wishes.
3861403 no no no, plasma shotgun
3862171 ...... that taking it to far,what if this fell into his hooves?http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=5iaMEnxuDYca3M&tbnid=t8VsUDGa9OIf7M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stephenhobley.com%2Fblog%2F2011%2F07%2F06%2Fetching-a-lament-configuration%2F&ei=mHHoUrr3OoTYoATf-IGICg&bvm=bv.60157871,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNFdzEGokdb7jvjpJ5w8w_RoAjY9wA&ust=1391051481284421
that would be more satifing
Alright, just one question.
How did Blueblood manage to throw a rock hard enough to knock a helmeted guard unconscious? And a sergeant at that? That just seems... unlikely.
Aww, Discord, that was a great thing to do for Timmy I hope you can add more Discord moments in this story.
Also, death to Blueblood
Blueblood will pay for this! I wonder if SCP-990 aka "Dream Man" will wake Luna from Blueblood's trap, if it happens.
SCP-990, if I could recall, is a mystery to the Foundation, but actually make very accurate deja vu's.
3863802 that one is interesting, and he predicts unfortunate events to whoever's dream he's in
3863886 Indeed. I wonder what will Luna's reaction will be if she encounters SCP-990?
Blueblood is going to get his butt handed to him in the end.
And Discord did something nice for Timmy. Wonder if Discord will use It's A Small World After All to drive Blueblood crazy when his plan back fires on him
As always great chapter! Can't wait for more!
3868972 most likely worry, or something. then protection, I dunno
3874204 How about SCP-990 warn both Luna, Celestia and Discord in the same time in the same dream?
3874628 I do not think the Space-Time Continuum could handle that much stress
3876668 XD True though...
SCP-990: I will need a word with them first....
(Oh my...)
3878371
3878396 Do hope somebody/somepony might break Luna or Celestia from their prison...
3878967 what prison?
3883102 From their you-know-what when they deemed Timmy as a 'filthy creature', mostly a mind-control by Bluebitch.
SCP-990: I'm ready to take part, if possible.
3884729 what... he did WHAT to Luna?! I'll sick Fluffly on him!
Still no punished guards?
Really?
Wow, I guess they just forgot about them
In any case, it's a pretty decent story, if not a little messy with grammatical issues and such.
No favorite yet, you'll have to make Timmy call Luna 'Mommy' first
3859826
LAL! Hay guys, muppet alert!
Oh boy! Well aren't you a fucking ray of sunshine!
3884987 Just some theory that I could come up with.
Oh Discord you silly..I hate Blueblood
Okay, I was actually going to comment on how somepony minpulate the child's mind, make them scared as fuck out of the ones they love, was a bit overused. Until the magical words:
"Now kill him!"
Came into play. It looks like someone has gotten bolder with his choices.....I LOVE IT!
And of course, same as usual:
Feels:i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/314/111/977.gif
And of course, "I'm going to add Blueblood as a guest character for my torture thingy:"
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And moar feels for the Discord scene: cdn.gifbay.com/2012/12/wave_of_feels-18739.gif
Like I said months ago, a probable theory had been come up, as in why Celestia and Luna are now aggressive towards Timmy, that of mind-control by Blueblood himself. Dunno why he did it, but he pulled it off successfully. Although everyone is crying Blueblood's death, and I'm also part of it, further investigation must be fully noted before accusations must come forth. Except for his hatred against Timmy, that's for sure.
As for Blueblood's death, how about World of Tanks, War Thunder and other shooting games chase Blueblood like there was no tomorrow, shooting at him like crazy.
3934702 I like that idea, can I bring a T-72?
4031439 How about a whole Russian Tank Army?!
4033014 I'll bring the US Army as well, I should a bring the Marines to?
4033431 How about the entire army of Earth?!
4037617 That's even better.