A mysterious pony named Ruby is a mare on a mission... one that leads to death and destruction.
Possible love and heartbreak... we'll see.
Based loosely on Assassin's Creed, but will avoid a few of the concepts.
A mysterious pony named Ruby is a mare on a mission... one that leads to death and destruction.
Possible love and heartbreak... we'll see.
Based loosely on Assassin's Creed, but will avoid a few of the concepts.
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^mfw this fic
THIS IS HOW SWEER POTATOES ARE.
Ignorable Viewrews bew
Chap 1:
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU START A SENTENCE.
THE FIFTH SUPER JEW HAS ARRIVED
SHE IS NOW A FUCKING ANTHRO-PERSON..
SHE HAS THE POWER OF DISGRUNTLED FRIENDSHIPS SANDWICHES. THE TYPE THAT LET YOU BECOEM FUCKING HUMAN WHENEVER OU WANT.
DEATH IS AN ARTFORM FOR OSCAR MYER'S TOLHOUSE COOKIES.
MY LUCK IS SO GOOD IT'S CLASS. STAY LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS. LUCKY 8 CASINO AND WHOREHOUSE.
THAT'S GENERALLY HOW SKILLS ARE DO.
I BROKE YOUR MORALS WITH MY SHE-COCK.
So in cocks:
MEEEEDIIIIIC.
that image makes no sense to me... like, at all.
Also, I find myself stunned at how many dislikes have arisen from this story being up for less than 15 minutes...
3043592 That is how nitpicking should be done! Had me laughing my flanks off, truly. Even if half of it made abso-freaking-lutely no sense whatsoever.
3043599
You wrote a story about a friggin pony-assassin, of course you're going to get a lot of dislikes.
3043653 True. Perhaps stunned was the wrong word...
You misspelled "ponies" (or..."pony's"?)
3043592
I'd actually like to point out, that technically that isn't wrong, they are still called 'arms' on equine anatomy. Madness, I know. Someone pointed it out to me when they linked a diagram listing them as 'forearms' not 'forelegs' as I write it. Very strange, I thought, but I rolled with it.