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A mysterious pony named Ruby is a mare on a mission... one that leads to death and destruction.

Possible love and heartbreak... we'll see.

Based loosely on Assassin's Creed, but will avoid a few of the concepts.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 8 )

THIS IS HOW SWEER POTATOES ARE.

Ignorable Viewrews bew

Chap 1:

For,

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU START A SENTENCE.

inattentive Captains standing infront of all the other guards, there was one extra guard that day

THE FIFTH SUPER JEW HAS ARRIVED

she brought her arm up in the first half of the salute.

SHE IS NOW A FUCKING ANTHRO-PERSON..

However, during her second half, she twisted her hoof, and the dagger fired.

SHE HAS THE POWER OF DISGRUNTLED FRIENDSHIPS SANDWICHES. THE TYPE THAT LET YOU BECOEM FUCKING HUMAN WHENEVER OU WANT.

The first of the guards ran forward, swinging his sword at Ruby's neck. Ruby smirked beneath

DEATH IS AN ARTFORM FOR OSCAR MYER'S TOLHOUSE COOKIES.

missing it easily

MY LUCK IS SO GOOD IT'S CLASS. STAY LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS. LUCKY 8 CASINO AND WHOREHOUSE.

sing the skills she had practiced many times before,

THAT'S GENERALLY HOW SKILLS ARE DO.

Ruby took a step forward, and the guards took one back. Ruby leapt forward, and the guard's morale broke completely

I BROKE YOUR MORALS WITH MY SHE-COCK.




So in cocks:

MEEEEDIIIIIC.

:unsuresweetie: that image makes no sense to me... like, at all.
Also, I find myself stunned at how many dislikes have arisen from this story being up for less than 15 minutes...

3043592 That is how nitpicking should be done! Had me laughing my flanks off, truly. Even if half of it made abso-freaking-lutely no sense whatsoever.:rainbowlaugh:

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Also, I find myself stunned at how many dislikes have arisen from this story being up for less than 15 minutes...

You wrote a story about a friggin pony-assassin, of course you're going to get a lot of dislikes.

3043653 True. Perhaps stunned was the wrong word...

You misspelled "ponies" (or..."pony's"?)

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she brought her arm up in the first half of the salute.

SHE IS NOW A FUCKING ANTHRO-PERSON..

I'd actually like to point out, that technically that isn't wrong, they are still called 'arms' on equine anatomy. Madness, I know. Someone pointed it out to me when they linked a diagram listing them as 'forearms' not 'forelegs' as I write it. Very strange, I thought, but I rolled with it.

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