Oh the clops, the god-forsaken clops.

This could possibly be the sexiest sex that ever sexed the sex. Sexidy sex sex

>le clawppitee clawp

That pic. This fic.

Full of win.

I like.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I... you know.

....this is a sexy story

I like this fic, its so hard to find a clopfic with Derpy that is this good.

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Sexily.

I finally got the joke when you said,

Can I deliver or what?

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Naiz

Humanized Derpy? Huge popping boobs? Tittyfucking?

How do you know my secrets???

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Damnit, man, now you've given me a craving for Derpy clopfics.

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I can feed that craving.

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Now I must figure out your craving.

you never cease to impress

3031828looks like she delivers a lot more than letters.

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RainbowBob said that in his blog post about him making this story. But yeah, that works too.

Derpy’s boobs were such a succulent softness that they resembled giant marshmallows.

>giant marshmallows
>marshmallows
>inb4 Rarity breasts

... Now this was probably my first Clopfic I've ever read here in FIMFic and I glad it was a RainbowBob one! Noteworthy you son of a gun! And Derpy! Just Wow!

UGH, I CAME

because clearly carrying something in her hands would have required to much of her.....

probably the longest i've seen derpy's hair portrayed before though.....

That was indeed nice. Would have definitely fapped into the night if it was longer. A great read!

"Noteworthy’s couldn't believe what he was seeing a feeling."

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Nice!
Humanized and anthrofied... the only dirty fics I'd fap to! Coz they have boobs and bodies like normal women!
And I say fap because fapping to drawn women and anthros which is furry has been a thing for quite a while and has nothing to do with clopping to regular ponies.
Haters gonna hate!
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I don't always read clop...
But when I do...
It's featured...

*Sees Derpy in thumbnail*

On that day, those visiting Ponyville noticed that the majority of the stallions residing there seemed slightly distracted, as if exposed to a strong stimulus. Visitors would also notice that many of those stallions sported bruises and bumps, and the occasional hand print.

Very strange indeed...

Noteworthy couldn’t believe what he was seeing and feeling. Derpy was titfucking him while sucking off the dead of his shaft.

Derpy was titfucking him while sucking off the dead of his shaft.

“I... uh... okay then,”

That's the switch moment when you accept it and roll with it. Golly good work here.

lol boobz

'States opinion'
'Gets dissliked into oblivion for no apparent reason'
Internet logic at it's finest people!

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Please sir for the love of the Celestial sisters, tell me that their is more!

And in that moment, there were two cross-eyed people in the room.

Also...

Dat coverart...

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All the unf. All of them.

Handle this story with care, folks!

i see what you did thar

3032962 Well to be perfectly fair, you typically don't complain about clop...on a story focused on clop . Not trying to be a dick, just giving advise so this doesn't happen to you again. Choose to heed it if you wish. Number 8: "Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself".

3031990 Provide more. This is not long enough. We didn't even get to chapter 2 where *censored due to words that should never be uttered...ever*

3033186 Na, it's that I usually like what RainbowBob puts out, but i'm not down for clop, so I get slightly pissed whenever I see him post clop and this time I decided to state my opinion on it.
I think that by the end of the week I can break +100 disslikes on that comment!
Jesus fucking christ, I hate humanity.

3033194 You and me both. People can be real idiots sometimes eh? No offense to those reading this, I find most people here have brains...unlike newgrounds...*unintelligible cursing*

3033207 I stopped visiting Newgrounds... I think a few years back or something, can bearly remember the last time I were there.

3033209 The only reason I go there now is to kill time playing games. Still waiting for Madness Retaliation 2. As long as I'm on that subject, it's another tribute to the morons there!

"Person doesn't update for a few months! Assume he's dead and cry that your game isn't coming! "

Someone needs to make that the caption to something just to mock the lot of them...

3033220 Give me one hour.

3033221 Maybe move this conversation to your userpage. Kinda makes more sense to make the comments on a story about the story...

3033227 Nah, I have a bad habit of forcing RainbowBob to shut down his blog updates because me and Darcy starts having conversations about some pretty disgusting stuff.

3033229 Sort of hard to creep or gross me out. My dream girl is one bathing in blood. Literally or figuratively. I'm not that picky.

3033231 Yeah me and Darcy went into some pretty dark stuff.

3033234 Humor me, and I do mean humor. Death is my favorite joke.

3033237 'Sighs' ever had that one time where you wake up with a cut or bruise you can't remember getting?