Open This Immediately!

by Kenneth Invictus

Newsletter: The Baking Tin 8/20/13

The Baking Tin!
The Church's Daily Internal Newsletter
August 20th, 2013

New Season, New Team

While there were rumors that we would not be participating this year, Our Sports Ministry is pleased to tell you the the Trans-Dimensional Baseball League will soon be starting up again. And we will be fielding a new year of the Pink, with a mostly new team!

Now, I understand that many of you may be hesitant to sign up, due to the incident with the Defilers on the first game of last year. We could not have imagined that they would take a 23-1 loss badly enough that they would have responded with trying to burn the stadium to the ground. (They wouldn't even give those in the stadium a chance to leave first.) And yes, we did lose a lot of the team, and Pinkamena Herself may have led a retaliatory strike against their Cult. But the Defilers have been banned from the league, and we're more to looking towards the future then the past.

So come see us as we take on the Church of the Breach's team (The Kaijus) 2 weeks from today! It's will even visor night, where the first thousand visitors get free visors with the team logo on it!

Wedding Announcement

We are pleased to announce to you that the blessed union of marriage between North Thorn and Ninassakau will be taking place on December 12th, 2013, at 12:00 PM (For those of you who cannot tell time, when the sun is highest in Her sky) in the main amphitheater.

This wedding will be in a variation of the Hindu style on most universes with Hinduism in it. As we assume most beings do not speak Sanskrit, translation devices will be provided for all. The reception will be immediately following the wedding, and will have a smorgasbord of food from both Naga and Pony background. More details will be provided as the date gets closer.

Mandatory Ethics Workshop

Due to a couple of unfortunate incidents taking place within the last two weeks, including the multiple accusations of improper harassment against Billy Fuller, the suggestion has been made that a refresher course on intra-Cult ethics be given to all members.

Now I can hear the groans already coming from everybody (Trust me, I did too.) about this, but it never hurts to always keep up on the basic fundamentals. (Besides, it has the word Fun in it. How bad could that be?) This is a one-day, eight hour workshop, so we won't take too much of your time. You will be excused from any work during this time. When it is will be dependent on your last name (If you do not have a spellable name, you’re going first.) Dates will be given tomorrow.

Again, we apologize for this, but we must not let ourselves lapse in our ethical and moral duties. When we do our acts for the Church, we do represent Her to our communities.

Morning Selections from the Drawing

Since yesterday was Sunday, there were no Drawings by Her, in accordance with a day of rest. However, here is this morning's Drawings:

Fredrick Stark, 1330 Colonial Drive, Bryan, TX 77803, Universe 67844
Ivo Stanković, Nittebergveien 241 , 2000 LILLESTRØM, Universe 7644
Gff##fdfhbg, Xiffbdfbd Province, Universe 5090
Rainbow Wishes, Equestria (No Address), Universe 12
Merle Deblois, 96, rue du Général Ailleret, 97430 LE TAMPON, Universe 46777
Love Tap, 245 Turnip Way, Ponyville, Equestria, Universe 45

This last name even came with a vision from the Sense. And you know what that means. This one might be interesting. But in any case, lets applaud these six beings for being a part of upcoming Ceremonies!

If you have anything to add to the Baking Tin, just let us know! Send a note to the Ministry of Paperwork, and we'll consider adding it!

Author's Note:

Sorry for the long wait for such a short item, but sometimes it's just what happenes.

Now, I would like to state that I want to write a chapter a month at minimum. I'd rather put quality over quantity. But trust me, I will do my best to get more than that up.

Thanks once again for SpaceCommie for being an awesome beta!

Now, to browse TV Tropes for twelve hours get to Chapter 6

Comments

[Bookworm of Canterlot]

The best as always :) I'm so excited for the next chapter