Twilight invites Applejack to join her and Rainbow Dash in the bedroom, but emotions run high and their agreement turns into something more than anypony intended.
Yes the drama its amazing keep going my friend never stop with this!i cant wait for the final hardcore sex i know it will be lonf and wet and even full of cum everywhere
4174614 That... actually, other than eating them off of a rusty hoe, cornmeal pancakes sound really good. I could see why that might be a go-to comfort food.
things just seem to be getting worse and worse. But just means when things get better it will be that much sweeter. Cant wait for things to get better for the three of them.
"Alright, Applejack. Twilight just 'sploded the bathroom, Rainbow Dash ran out screaming, and I'm pretty sure this is all somehow your fault. Go fix it."
OK, we got our pot of the story on a boil. Let's add a dash of romance, some slice of life, pepper with sexy-times for flavor. Hum, no, no something still missing. Oh, I know! *Snaps fingers then pulls out huge five gallon jug with DRAMA written in big bold letters along the side and dumps the whole thing in.* PERFECT!
All deities above and below I loathe drama.
The story is good, but it just makes me want to reach into my monitor and choke a filly or two. Dash needs to talk about her emotions more, BEFORE they get to the "Critical mass explosion emanate" point. Twilight needs to stop making it all about her and learn to listen to her marefriend(s) and to not dwell in the past. We all make mistakes but you learn from them and don't repeat them. Applejack needs... well she just needs a hug. Poor filly's done nothing wrong in this mess. They all need to learn that while a COUPLE can only be two this is not true of loving and caring RELATIONSHIPS. This all could have been avoided if they just realized that you CAN, indeed, love more than one pony at a time. Or if Twilight hadn't pressed Dash for a kinky fantasy but then we'd have missed out on the hot TwiDashLight sexy-times.
I know they need to work for that happy ending but all this drama is ruining my meal.
!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISS NOT GOOD it's all gonna be okay, it's all gonna be okay, they're gonna fuck at the end, it's all gonna be fine Damn characters that have a direct link between high emotion and destructive power. They always make everything worse in situations like these. Also bats you better not end up pulling a TAW on us by revealing that the story is only half over and coming back after a time jump to everypony being broken up and hating each other Because it was heartbreaking enough when she did it
Well that explosion of emotions was more devastating than RD's first Sonic Rainboom with 1000% more negative emotional high than ever before.
It would seem that RD is the type of pony who doesn't really deal with her emotions, but when she does it comes out in huge bursts, its like she only has three settings when it comes to deep emotions. Barely a trickle, low, and OH TARTARUS THE CELESTIA FUCKING DAM JUST BURST!!!
As for Twi she is really IC in this one since she really does have a problem when it comes to things like this where she thinks that the whole thing is her fault. As we've seen in Lesson Zero she has the tendency to obsess over every little detail, not to mention that most of her ideas come from books and she takes them as the best authority. So her outburst like that for something this significant in her life as of now? Very justifiable.
And AJ? That filly needs a hug.
So overall? Just get the bloody three of them to let the truth out and get everything off their chests and things will work out from there. As always the bane of any relationship is miscommunication and we've got a ton of it right here.
Shaking her mane and flinging water around, Rainbow grunted in frustration. “I never had a damn threesome fantasy! I just said that because I thought it’d get you to stop bugging me!” Twilight’s mouth fell open. “Now I’m in love with her, too, and I feel like shit! I just wanna forget about it, but I can’t!”
Nope. I mean, unless this is what the author considers to be happily ever after.Looks like I'm going to have to take to the author with baseball and cricket bats.
I wonder if there's a family resemblance..?
Hrrmm...
Maybe Applejack tries to pull them together, again, but walks in on Twilight and Rainbow trying to fill the hole in their... 'hearts' with Granny Smith?
I love how everyone is blaming rainbow and twilight when applejack isn't as innocent as you all think for she really should have thought about the consequences if anything all three of them are equally to blame.
Interesting. Digging back into the citation, it's not quite as clear cut as "it's definitely a myth" as wikipedia states (but when has that ever not been true), and it suggests a 'bread hoe' was a possible-to-likely older style name for a bread peel.
Well, you know how these stories are, my grandmother called them hoecakes and said "That's because you cooked them on the end of a hoe over a camp fire," and I took it at face value. Seems that people have been doing that exact thing since the 1770s, if in fact the original quote that told that story was a stretch of the truth made to explain it.
All three mares have discovered they love each other, but the only one who still hasn't admitted it to the other two is Applejack. Relationships are starting to become strained because of the incident, and I can easily see this story ending on a bitter note if the writer wished it.
While all three are at fault for this happening, I have to side with Twilight more than the other two. The reason why is because instead of ignoring or hiding the truth, she had the lady-balls to confront the others and confess as soon as she realized what she really felt.
4181169 Yeah, it can be hard to pin down the origins of an old word/name, particularly for something as mundane a hoecake. I grew up with one of those pans being used to make pancakes and other breakfast foods, so I am biased in favor of the pan origin story. Also, the pan has basically become synonymous with hoecakes.
While the garden hoe story is interesting, I think it is unlikely since trying to cook on the hoe blade with any regularity would damage/weaken the hoe; either by burning the wood handle allowing the blade to come loose or break off, or the repeated firing could ruin the tempering of the blade and increase the likely hood for it to bend or break. Admittedly, this does not rule out intentional or ignorant misuse/abuse of the garden tool, including people just doing it because of the story.
Called it called it and called it. This was a chapter that brought to light everything we knew had to be brought up, but the fact that it HAD to be brought up makes it predicable. However, I like that we've reached this point. Everything is out. the wounds are torn open, but I think the real healing can begin. Better to get all the foreseeable drama up and out quickly instead of let it linger forever... Inuyasha.
If Rainbow had said "AJ, wait! Look, Twi, you're not the only one in love with both of us. I am too," this whole conversation would've gone differently.
"You're in love with you and Applejack too? Oh, it's too late!" *flings herself off the balcony*
Okay... so maybe not that differently after all.
If Rainbow hadn't said that she didn't have the threesome fantasy, I think this would've gone better. She should've said "No, Twi, I don't miss her because of some dumb fantasy, I miss her because I love both of you too! Just like you love her and me! Let's go rustle us up a farmpony!" this all would've gone much better. Instead, by saying she didn't have a threesome fantasy, she pushed over the domino in Twi's head that started the logical cascade to "she fell out of love with me but didn't want to say it, said we should have a threesome because she wanted to get me to shut up, and then found out she could be with somepony so much better than me and better for her just in time for me to kick her out and I've ruined EVERYTHING! Where's Rarity's fainting couch when you need it?!?"
"Why, it's under Pinkie, Fluttershy, and I, darling!"
Nopony's. There's no fault here, no blame. If there is any, it's equally shared because they all let their emotions run away with their brains. There's a simple equation for situations like this:
Everybody is equally at fault + Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is properly assigned to everyone Everybody is to blame + Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is properly assigned to everyone Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is assigned to everyone - Everybody is to blame (which are equivalent to each other) Nobody did anything wrong = 0 blame!
So far, everybody's doing what they think is best. They just happen to be wrong. Unfortunately, that led to a Twi-storm. Hopefully RD is off to grab AJ and bring her back to get them all happy again!
Maybe the message here is that polygamy is a very dangerous game and "just fooling around" can have dire and unforeseen consequences.
I saw this coming from the very first chapter and was disappointed it took this many chapters to get to it. But I guess you have to give the people what they want, which is porn
4175939 your an awesome writer (despite the porn) so keep up the good work I can't wait for the concluding chapters!
Oh god, the feels!
oh this is not gonna end well. if these three get in the same room again I get the feeling somepony is gonna end up with a black eye lol
Ouch.
Well, nuthatches. That's not a turn for the better at all.
On a different note, what the heck are hoecakes? I can't help but picture little fried gardening implements.
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Well, the name comes from cooking them on the end of a hoe over an open fire when traveling, so you're not wrong for making that connection.
A hoecake is similar to a pancake, though they're cornmeal based instead of flour. Basically cross cornbread with pancakes.
Yes the drama its amazing keep going my friend never stop with this!i cant wait for the final hardcore sex i know it will be lonf and wet and even full of cum everywhere
4174614 That... actually, other than eating them off of a rusty hoe, cornmeal pancakes sound really good. I could see why that might be a go-to comfort food.
This is acceptable logic. Proceed.
Sweet Celestia, the feels...
things just seem to be getting worse and worse. But just means when things get better it will be that much sweeter.
Cant wait for things to get better for the three of them.
I'll bet Pinkie was heartbroken when they told her she couldn't do a baby shower...
And now Spike turns up on Applejack's doorstep.
"Alright, Applejack. Twilight just 'sploded the bathroom, Rainbow Dash ran out screaming, and I'm pretty sure this is all somehow your fault. Go fix it."
"Now, Spike, Ah-"
"FIX IT OR BURN."
"... Wha'?"
"MAMA UNHAPPY, BABY GET MAD."
OK, we got our pot of the story on a boil. Let's add a dash of romance, some slice of life, pepper with sexy-times for flavor. Hum, no, no something still missing. Oh, I know! *Snaps fingers then pulls out huge five gallon jug with DRAMA written in big bold letters along the side and dumps the whole thing in.* PERFECT!
All deities above and below I loathe drama.
The story is good, but it just makes me want to reach into my monitor and choke a filly or two.
Dash needs to talk about her emotions more, BEFORE they get to the "Critical mass explosion emanate" point.
Twilight needs to stop making it all about her and learn to listen to her marefriend(s) and to not dwell in the past. We all make mistakes but you learn from them and don't repeat them.
Applejack needs... well she just needs a hug. Poor filly's done nothing wrong in this mess.
They all need to learn that while a COUPLE can only be two this is not true of loving and caring RELATIONSHIPS. This all could have been avoided if they just realized that you CAN, indeed, love more than one pony at a time. Or if Twilight hadn't pressed Dash for a kinky fantasy but then we'd have missed out on the hot TwiDashLight sexy-times.
I know they need to work for that happy ending but all this drama is ruining my meal.
Twilight went totally ape...
Well, now Rainbow Dash has fessed up as well and all that's left is for the three silly fillies to pursue the harem ending!
4174630 They can also be a tad sweeter than a standard pancake.
Also, I have to say, the A/N was a serious case of emotional whiplash, just because of the placement.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISS NOT GOOD
it's all gonna be okay, it's all gonna be okay, they're gonna fuck at the end, it's all gonna be fine
Damn characters that have a direct link between high emotion and destructive power. They always make everything worse in situations like these.
Also bats you better not end up pulling a TAW on us by revealing that the story is only half over and coming back after a time jump to everypony being broken up and hating each other
Because it was heartbreaking enough when she did it
soooo..... Either update soon or Riots will happen?
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Next update'll be in a week.
...Is it wrong that I now sometimes skip to the bottom of the chapter, just to read the tl;dr before reading the actual chapter?
Because it feels kind of wrong.
Well that explosion of emotions was more devastating than RD's first Sonic Rainboom with 1000% more negative emotional high than ever before.
It would seem that RD is the type of pony who doesn't really deal with her emotions, but when she does it comes out in huge bursts, its like she only has three settings when it comes to deep emotions. Barely a trickle, low, and OH TARTARUS THE CELESTIA FUCKING DAM JUST BURST!!!
As for Twi she is really IC in this one since she really does have a problem when it comes to things like this where she thinks that the whole thing is her fault. As we've seen in Lesson Zero she has the tendency to obsess over every little detail, not to mention that most of her ideas come from books and she takes them as the best authority. So her outburst like that for something this significant in her life as of now? Very justifiable.
And AJ? That filly needs a hug.
So overall? Just get the bloody three of them to let the truth out and get everything off their chests and things will work out from there. As always the bane of any relationship is miscommunication and we've got a ton of it right here.
Who's got two thumbs and called it?
It ain't Bob Kelso.
BEHOLD 3463604
Take it away, Carlton!
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the feels ;_;
more importantly, when are they going to bang?
4176515 Damn you. I've been re-watching Scrubs lately and you just made me laugh way more than I really should have at that comment.
4176896 And yet NO Fresh Prince!?
Son, I am disappoint.
4176515
Hey, maybe my comment last chapter was prophetic, too?
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Nope. I mean, unless this is what the author considers to be happily ever after.Looks like I'm going to have to take to the author with baseball and cricket bats.
I wonder if there's a family resemblance..?
Hrrmm...
Maybe Applejack tries to pull them together, again, but walks in on Twilight and Rainbow trying to fill the hole in their... 'hearts' with Granny Smith?
"Too late, yung'n, you snooze you lose!"
See, this is why they need Applejack.
So when shit gets real, Applejack can calm everypony the fuck down.
Also, she seems to be the one most kept together.
Go best pony, put everything right!
4177795 nope. Ending that with "mind" isn't referring to AJ's mind, it's like "understand" or "keep in mind."
4177472 Well, I mean, Carlton dancing is always relevant. I just thought that went without saying.
I love how everyone is blaming rainbow and twilight when applejack isn't as innocent as you all think for she really should have thought about the consequences if anything all three of them are equally to blame.
4174614
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Actually, they are called hoecakes in the US because they were cooked on cast iron hoe pans. The the garden hoe story is just a myth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnycake#Hoecake
Here is an example of a hoe pan. And now I am hungry for apple pancakes...
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4181089
Interesting. Digging back into the citation, it's not quite as clear cut as "it's definitely a myth" as wikipedia states (but when has that ever not been true), and it suggests a 'bread hoe' was a possible-to-likely older style name for a bread peel.
Well, you know how these stories are, my grandmother called them hoecakes and said "That's because you cooked them on the end of a hoe over a camp fire," and I took it at face value. Seems that people have been doing that exact thing since the 1770s, if in fact the original quote that told that story was a stretch of the truth made to explain it.
So basically, here's where we are:
All three mares have discovered they love each other, but the only one who still hasn't admitted it to the other two is Applejack. Relationships are starting to become strained because of the incident, and I can easily see this story ending on a bitter note if the writer wished it.
While all three are at fault for this happening, I have to side with Twilight more than the other two. The reason why is because instead of ignoring or hiding the truth, she had the lady-balls to confront the others and confess as soon as she realized what she really felt.
4181169
Yeah, it can be hard to pin down the origins of an old word/name, particularly for something as mundane a hoecake. I grew up with one of those pans being used to make pancakes and other breakfast foods, so I am biased in favor of the pan origin story. Also, the pan has basically become synonymous with hoecakes.
While the garden hoe story is interesting, I think it is unlikely since trying to cook on the hoe blade with any regularity would damage/weaken the hoe; either by burning the wood handle allowing the blade to come loose or break off, or the repeated firing could ruin the tempering of the blade and increase the likely hood for it to bend or break. Admittedly, this does not rule out intentional or ignorant misuse/abuse of the garden tool, including people just doing it because of the story.
Called it called it and called it. This was a chapter that brought to light everything we knew had to be brought up, but the fact that it HAD to be brought up makes it predicable. However, I like that we've reached this point. Everything is out. the wounds are torn open, but I think the real healing can begin. Better to get all the foreseeable drama up and out quickly instead of let it linger forever... Inuyasha.
But most importantly was one single line.
Its time for a spin-off fanfiction me thinks.
I knew the other shoe was gonna drop sooner or later. To bad for Twi and Dash that the shoe just happened to be a size thirty and made of lead.
4175040
Eeeyup.
If Rainbow had said "AJ, wait! Look, Twi, you're not the only one in love with both of us. I am too," this whole conversation would've gone differently.
"You're in love with you and Applejack too? Oh, it's too late!" *flings herself off the balcony*
Okay... so maybe not that differently after all.
If Rainbow hadn't said that she didn't have the threesome fantasy, I think this would've gone better. She should've said "No, Twi, I don't miss her because of some dumb fantasy, I miss her because I love both of you too! Just like you love her and me! Let's go rustle us up a farmpony!" this all would've gone much better. Instead, by saying she didn't have a threesome fantasy, she pushed over the domino in Twi's head that started the logical cascade to "she fell out of love with me but didn't want to say it, said we should have a threesome because she wanted to get me to shut up, and then found out she could be with somepony so much better than me and better for her just in time for me to kick her out and I've ruined EVERYTHING! Where's Rarity's fainting couch when you need it?!?"
"Why, it's under Pinkie, Fluttershy, and I, darling!"
"Not helping!"
As an aside... whose fault is this?
Nopony's. There's no fault here, no blame. If there is any, it's equally shared because they all let their emotions run away with their brains. There's a simple equation for situations like this:
Everybody is equally at fault + Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is properly assigned to everyone
Everybody is to blame + Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is properly assigned to everyone
Nobody did anything wrong = Blame is assigned to everyone - Everybody is to blame (which are equivalent to each other)
Nobody did anything wrong = 0 blame!
So far, everybody's doing what they think is best. They just happen to be wrong. Unfortunately, that led to a Twi-storm. Hopefully RD is off to grab AJ and bring her back to get them all happy again!
Right, Bats?
Right?
Don't make me get the broom, Bats.
4191432 Yeah Bats. We love this story. Don't make us go all Dwight Schrute on your awesome butt.
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Lol
Maybe the message here is that polygamy is a very dangerous game and "just fooling around" can have dire and unforeseen consequences.
I saw this coming from the very first chapter and was disappointed it took this many chapters to get to it. But I guess you have to give the people what they want, which is porn
4175939 your an awesome writer (despite the porn) so keep up the good work I can't wait for the concluding chapters!
Hotcakes, bats. Great work.
tl;dr Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are both morons