Melomancy

by The Notebook

Heart Song 2: (insane) Twilight sparkle

Honesty
Orange is the color of honesty,
It held this element in home that was not it's home,
Unhappy by it's home it stared out side,
The sun was rising,
And just as the sun rose to the top,
A rainbow formed painting the way home.

Magic Kindergarden (Twilight Sparkle)

Hello kids, welcome to Magic Kidneygarten! [Boo!]
Aw, shut the fuck up! Now turn your textbooks to page 61 - we have a very special lesson for today! [Ah!]
Yeah today we're going to be learning about rape! [Yay!]
And substance abuse, and torture! So please pay attention kitties!
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25 students gone assumed dead. Three alive.
And one scared teacher to protect them.
Trixie was shaking in her hooves she now knew the true extent of Twilight Sparkle's magic. It was a horror in it's self. Devouring the children until they were nothing but particles. She couldn't let the other children go. Celestia had given her a duty and that duty would be followed. Trixie a long since selfless Trixie thought of the children first. She needed to get them away, but that she had tried before and twilight had killed five.

25 days they had been here.

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I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me
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Twilight Sparkle. The lovable and friendship loving mare. WRONG. Twilight Sparkle had long since left ponyville to teach at the Canterlot university.

"Oh such a great and high up job." That was what everyone did in reaction to her telling them of her job in life at the time. But why did it leave a bad aftertaste in her expression. Because it wasn't what she had wanted and it wasn't anything like what she applied for. After bearing the news of infertility, Twilight had tried to turn the only way she knew to get a grip of her needs.

Magic Kindergarden.
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You ever wanna go to a place you felt safety
And you vaguely remember things doing one eighties?
And you got hurt greatly for being harassed daily?
And you've been getting pissed off cause that's been happening lately?
And you faintly tried to fight back all these crazy
Ideas that made you think you were just a crybaby?
Namely the insults that made your legs shaky
Made your face pasty and made your heart feel achy?
Just maybe these foals just fucking mistook
The fact that evil's afoot when this filly reads books,
And when they look at me and laugh at my emplacement
The next day they wake tied up in Pinkie's basement!
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Trixie looked at her three children of shock she still had. Was it the fact that she was she got a good job as a teacher that had made Twilight do this? Surely she thought. Never would that mare raise a hoof against a child on her own accord. She knew all to well why Twilight had wanted the job but had been put up in a college class.

"Miss Lula I'm scared." Said the smallest of the three foals. She had was tan in color and her mane took on the color of a chrysanthemum. Trixie was all to scared herself, but she knew not to show it.

"It'll be alright love I'm sure we'll get out of here soon."

I'll make sure of it.
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And in amazement, they're blatant of this horrific arrangement;
And the teacher always wonders why their seat's always vacant!
I'm inpatient for payment, so I tear off ligaments,
And tell 'em to relax, it's a scientific experiment!
It's funny how this world just fucking distorts,
A silly filly used to filing friendship reports!
And supports a corpse or two cause she resorts
To justified murder, or acts of the sorts!
And now, you're like "wow", cause you're so damn upset:
"How the fuck did this happen to the teacher's fucking pet?"
Pardon, ask yourself that question and you'll see -
'Cause I ain't going back until you fuckers kill me!
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The lavender mare slowly approached the door the her dungeon chamber, her face slightly twitched as she gathered her magic in one place. Walking over she opened the door using the specialized scanner. Before entering, "So who's today's little tribute?" Twilight asked.
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I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me
Now Kinder - wait, one pony just got out!
How -- what the fuck's she screaming' about?
Shut the fuck bitch, I'm trying to do a song!
No use apologizing - you've been screaming too long!
Hey Trixie, Trixie! Hey!
What kinda fun would you like to have today?
Say, since you liked to just call me egghead
Would you liked to be pegged with lead until you're braindead?
Scorn me all you want, that is porn to me.
Hey, you ever wonder what it's like to be
A unicorn that was messed from the day she was born,
And could barely do magic 'cause she had a lame horn?
Who sworn she wouldn't never try rest her zest
To be the best and pass her damn magic test
And who woulda guessed she passed with a big ass boom
That blew the windows right out and destroyed the whole room!
I'm getting carried away, this is just a mistake.
Hey Trixie, you still up, you awake?
I think we're done here, it's time for a break -
I've made you ache enough, time to dump your ass in a lake!
So 1 stab for all the shit that you've put me though!
And 2 stabs for screaming for somepony to rescue you!
And another stab for all the pain and sorrow -
Wait, before you die, do we got a test tomorrow? [Yes!]
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Trixie had been hiding the kids and was right next to the door. Upon slamming Twilight sparkle into the door three Fillies ran outside as fast as possible. Streaming the hallways as if they were only a small stretch of land.

"You stole my one way to fill the part of me the way I wanted." Twilight said instead of a beam she produced a knife to kill.

Trixie still discombobulated tried to run but was instead stabbed through her back.

"I'm sorry that you didn't get the job. But why did you kill them they were babies barely of age to learn. Why kill the-"

"BECAUSE I COULDN'T TEACH OR HELP THEM! BECAUSE YOU GOT THE JOB I WANTED!" Twilight screamed. Stabbing her in the chest.

The last red trickle of life left Trixie leaving Twilight, a very broken Twilight to cry in joy. How she longed for the day now she could substitute all of the rest of the year. She just had to shut those three up. Wait? Where are they?! Twilight's moment of joy crumbled.
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I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me
Now as I was saying before I was interrupted,
And before the filly flailed and that screaming erupted.
I've been meaning to say that I've just learned a new fact,
About how acid molecules love to interact
And mess and vex with the cerebral cortex
And how ponies react when you use forceps
And abuse the uterus with the endocervix
And use circuits to electrify these hermits!
You think I'm insane for messing up rectums?
You're damn right! I'm categorized in all of the spectrums!
I'm OCD with insanity, and see:
That still didn't stop me from getting a degree! [Teehee!]
And before you foals say that I'm being too rough -
You're wrong . . . I really haven't gone far enough!
And yes, I'm a hypocrite - Friendship is Magic~
But friendships end because life is too tragic!
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The three fillies had all been unicorns so a simple levitation spell to carry a gaurd while running was easy. With more guards chasing them telling them, "Stop you hooligans!" But they were to determined. Running like hell was unleashed the went to the house of which they knew all to well. Even though they had only seen it coming out they had gone through the trouble of memorizing each turn and how to get back. Leading the gaurd to the vault they found a pool of blood.

Various shudders resounded from the Gaurds.
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So Spike take a letter, I learned a lesson today:
Cause I like this better, no matter what these foals say!
Hey, someday I know I'm gonna have to pay,
For the shit that I've done, and I really just pray:
That Celestia takes mercy on all of my unearthly
Paralysis practice and all the controversy!
I'm close to her, I'm nerdy, I'll just ask for a pardon!
There ain't no fuckin' way I'm going back to Kindergarten! [Hahahaha!]
I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me
Cause I don't want
To go through the same silly
Place I went to when
I was a filly
Please don't take me back
There or I will attack
Them for all the things
They've done to me
[Anyone else wanna play?]

The newspaper the Next day
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Today we found evidence of the death of 25 colts and fillies. For unknown reasons Twilight Sparkle killed the foal and the teacher, Trixie Lulamoon. Who today is being buried in the Canterlot garden. She sacrificed her life to destract the ever disgusting Twilight Sparkle. She was once loved, but today we have only disgust for the crimes that she committed.

May her head lay on a like until the end on time.

Author's Note:

Song idea credits go to Ice Cube.

Sorry if it's disgusting or crappy I tried my best on this one and it took a while just to figure out how to write onto this one.

Laughing at cats- His youtube channel

Next up - October Sky by Evdog

Comments

[IceQB]

Oh, where's my credit for this idea? :P

P.S... this song is about messed up filly Twily, but you changed it around to justify murder instead of making her nuts... interesting

[The Notebook]

2836960
I knew I forgot something. Damn it. Sorry.

I finished this at like 2 am and it was a pain in the *** to even remember the copyrights thing.

I'm a clutz.

[joe mother]

You get a like just for using Yelling at Cats. I love Magic Kindergarten.