One whole night deciding where a man would sleep seems like an easy task, right? Wrong. Dead wrong if said man can rip your head off with his bear hands, not a very settling subject that nopony wanted to really have in their life. Twilight stared at the human as he played tag with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. She noted how he hunched over all the time, how did he stay like that? She would never know. The girls couldn't help but laugh when Krieg shouted at Celestia, why would he say that? Well he's crazy what'd you think?
"I need LOOT NOW!"
"Um Krieg, we don't have any loot. I mean I hope you're ok with that." Fluttershy whispered to Krieg. He looked at her with confusion, as if someone had taken a Teddy bear away from a child and not telling them why. "But we do have other things you might like."
"Yeah we got sports and guards 'n stuff." Rainbow Dash added. Krieg's eye narrowed when the speedster said gaurds. Rainbow caught the flash of anger in his eye. "And a lot of other thing too! Like um night clubs and um um... books! Lots and lots of books!"
Twilight nearly jumped back hearing Rainbow say books. Her jump was noticed by Krieg, his head lifted over the cyan pegasus in a predatory fashion. She quickly reeled in shock, snapping back to reality she nodded vigorously to try to appease the now glaring human. Soldiers must not be very high on his list. She quickly formulated a plan. "How about we draw straws and that way it will be fair to see where Krieg will stay!"
"Ah don't know sugar cube, personally ah don't really want him near Applebloom or granny Smith." Applejack chimed in quietly as possible.
"And I do not want him to terrify poor Sweetie Bell or Opal." Rarity added with a shake in her voice.
"I live on a cloud so I doubt he can stay with me." Rainbow Dash stated flatly.
"And the Cakes have two babies! He could give them nightmares and then they would be mad so that wouldn't be good for anypony!" The pink blur popped out of a dresser.
"He- he could stay with me... I mean if that's ok with him of course. Would that be ok with you Mr Krieg?" The adorable yellow whispered with puppy dog eyes. Krieg stood there seemingly deep in thought. What he was really doing was thinking about taking a piss outside, or wherever he could really. Once the eyes came into his view he could only stare back at the lovable pegasus. Simply a D'awww moment. Until Krieg farted as loud as his body would allow, truly ruining the moment. And yelling at the top of his lungs, "I made a DEATH CLOUD OF SMELL!"
Spike promptly passed out, being directly behind the psycho. Dash barely could contain herself, Pinkie pipe rolled with laughter, Applejack stared at Krieg with a look of shock, and Rarity, well she fled outside. Fluttershy stayed above the the oder.
"You need to say excuse me for that." Inner Krieg scolded the more dominant psycho. "And also tell Fluttershy thank you for her kindness."
"Urgh someone who cares! I can't even feel a blade in my spine! Yay NEW BEST FRIENDS! HAPPY HAPPY SKULL BASHING!" He immediately was getting looks of worry from the girls. Again the inner Krieg mentally slapped himself.
"Well um Krieg we should go, I mean if you don't mind." Fluttershy said softly, tugging on his massive arm. She slowly lead the human outside. The rest of the mane six held their collected breath, hoping he would leave without a fight or a death threat issued.
.....
Fluttershy's cottage was on the end of the path, she practically skipped with joy. Her pink mane and tail bounching with each step she took. Krieg lumbered on muttering to the inner voice who constantly reminded Krieg to behave while staying with the kind pony. Once at the door Fluttershy turned to the large human.
"Now once inside please have the best manners to all of my animal friend, if you wouldn't mind I mean. So please make yourself at home and get some rest." She said as she opened the door to her home. The door swung open to reveal a small white rabbit pouting with his front paws crossed on his chest. "Oh and this is Angel, he really is a sweet rabbit once you get to know him."
The rabbit in question glared at Krieg, who glared right back. Angel took Fluttershy's hoof and made some sort of writing. His gestures moving frantically. What Angel was trying to tell Fluttershy was, "There is no way in hell I want this thing staying here". What Fluttershy thought, "I want a hug".
"Oh Angel of course you can have a hug". The yellow mare pulled the bunny into a warm and cozy hug most would probably die for. Angel scowled up at her. What happened with the wolves was a battle, then the war had just begun.
Well then glad he got that out of his system, I think.
NIPPLE SALAD!!!!!!!
Nice job
I'm a bit confused. Celestia supposedly saw everything about Kreig's life and, even though she knows he won't harm innocents ((a theory that was stretched thin in this story since he practically choked RD)) she just lets him walk around freely?
I don't know, I guess I just feel like there's a lot of holes in this story.
If love to see maya make an appearance in equestria:) I'd live to see how everyone reacts to a siren. And after watching a meat bicycle for two it would be really awesome!
Gaige would be awesome too, with her skill tree referencing ponies all the time
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
Ooh, I haven't laughed that hard in too long. Great job with the fart scene. That was epic. Loving this.
"I made a DEATH CLOUD OF SMELL!" BEST. LINE. EVER
2754715 Why isn't this quote in game!?
made me choke on my drink, GJ.
2698720 TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY!
He should shishkebob Angel and say "LOOK AT MY NEW MEAT POPCICLE!"
Ohhh poor bunny, now shup the fuck up and die.
Love it.