One day Sundude and Moonbro were chilling in their castle when one of the pony-guys from the land next door showed up and was all,
"Yo, Discord's trashing our sweet land of Equestria and we need help. Are you bad enough dudes to save it?"
“No problem, broskie,” they replied. “We’ll take care of this Discord dude.”
So then they flew over to Equestria and found another pony, only this one was a chick, and the poor babe was hungry and crying because she lost all her crops when Discord came through with his chaos. The alicorn dudebros were greatly saddened by this terrible travesty, and they vowed to take down this Discord dude once and for all.
“We vow to take down this Discord dude once and for all!” they vowed with finality.
And so they flew to the center of Equestria, where all the chaos had been concentrated in a most confusing and disturbing way. Pigs flew through clouds, houses melted along the ground like butter, and ponies of all shapes and sizes were preyed unpon by all manner of possessed condiment and herb holders.
“This is so not right, bro,” Sundude said as the two winged-pegasi dodged a bucket made of apple cores that had flown at them.
“I know, dude,” Moonbro replied, “this is so unreal.”
Finally, after a most freakish journey, the two radical stallions arrived at Discord’s throne. His form was twisted, and each body part was made from a different animal.
“That thing looks hella sketchy,” Moonbro said to Sundude.
“I know, right?” Replied Sundude, “But we gotta overthrow this dude and save these helpless ponies.” He stomped a hoof down, and stepped forward to face Discord.
"Stop wreckin' these dudes' land!" he cried.
"No way, man, this is my land now," Discord replied, taking a bite of an apple pie tin, "I can waste it all I want."
"Your land?" Moonbro asked. "But the pony-guy said they got here first."
"So?" Discord replied. "I took over. Those dudes couldn't handle my awesome power, and this place is much sweeter now that my chaos is everywhere."
"That's not cool, man," Moonbro said. "You gotta leave and give these ponies their land back. Or we'll kick you out."
Discord laughed. "Well then, come at me, bro."
And so the alidudes used their magic to throw him out but he snapped his fingers and took away their wings and magic. Discord cackled evilly, and the two felt much unbro.
"You wimps need more awesome power if you wanna try and take me down," he said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to chill at the caramel-fudge lake."
"Hold on, man!" cried Sundude, "We're not done with you yet!"
Discord turned back to the two broskies, looking bemused.
"Dude!" whispered Moonbro to his brother, "What else can we do? This guy's totally too much for our magic."
"Bro," said Sundude, "just believe in me. I know how to defeat this dude." He turned to Discord, and once again stomped on the ground. "You may have all the awesome magic," he cried, "but you'll never get to be part of the most radical bromance in the world. And that's where true magic comes from. A bro's friendship."
Sundude stuck his hoof out to Moonbro, and the brother met it with his own. Their brohoof glowed, and a stupendously magical aura surrounded them. Six luminous objected appeared from the sky, and before Discord could comprehend the intensity of what was occurring, a rainbow born from their brohoof had turned him to stone.
"What are these?" Moonbro asked, holding the six glowing objects in his hooves.
"They are the Elements of Bro-Harmony," Sundude replied, "and we will use them to purify this land so ravished by Discord's most uncool power."
So they did, and the chaos disappeared, and the pony-dudes who inhabited the land thanked their saviors by hosting a most mind blowing party. They rocked late into the night, and in the morning the pony-guy who had first told the alicorn dudebros about their plight decided to make them kings of the land of Equestria, for he had been its king before, and had failed.
"We will rule most radically," Sundude agreed, "But the title of King is most pretentious."
"Yes," agreed Moonbro, who had had the same thought.
"Well then," said the former king-pony, "Let's call you princes. It's pretty much the same thing."
"And the people will be our kings," declared Moonbro, "and so we will not become such tyrannous tyrants as Discord was."
And so the ponies of Equestria rejoiced, and there was much bro throughout the land.
LoL!
I don't even need to read this!
You turned the princesses into surferdudes!
Quite literally,
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I concur 9000%.
Total bro to bro-force bro
>Pigs flew through clouds, houses melted along the ground like butter, and ponies of all shapes and sizes were prayed unpon by all manner of possessed condiment and herb holders.
They were preyed upon.
I didn't know I wanted this.
I know better now.
Hey Bill?
Yeah, Ted?
Best fic ever.
This time, when I say your story is cool, and I call you bro, I actually mean it.
I haven't read this yet, but I already know that it will be most bodacious.
The last line is awesome! (The rest of the story was pretty cool too.)
Broseidon, God of the Brocean, approves of this fic, dude.
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Srsly bro. Cool.
LOL WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE
So much bro. This wins so hard at life.
Next fic: Scenelestia and Hipsterluna
Much love <3
Seriously radical story bro!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE
THAT WAS RADICAL MAAAAAAN
202784 Sup' 90'ies kid?
Day after day, I'm impressed by the brony-community's imagination This was awesome
-Glassed
I believe you meant horned pegasi . Winged pegasi is kinda silly I mean, obviously they have wings. This is awesome,the princesses as chill dudes is pure genius. I loved reading this.
I guess these two are real... *puts on sunglasses* Wyld Stallyns.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had Queen's "Princes of the Universe" going through my head toward the end of this.
Why do I think another name for these guy would be "Sweet Sun and Hella Moon"?
As for the story...my body says no, but my mind says....yes?
Nicely done. Bill and Ted would be proud of this most excellent story.
202852 No way! That was a most exellent comment, on a most bodacious story!
PARTY ON DUDE!
Rule no.1 of Sundude and Moonbro's reign: Be cool to each other.
I loved this story, bro.
202837
You mean Brommunity?
202958 I need an update to my pony-dictionary... "Hey Sweetie Belle, I need your help with something!"
-Glassed
lol i cracked up when discord looked "hella sketchy" the whole thing was amazing. you sir, are awesome.
Dude! This is totally how it should have happened! Someone get Lauren Faust and Studio B on the line! We've got some changes to make. Brofist-hoof!
FUCKING
GLORIOUS
You MUST do Moonbro becoming Nightbro Moon. "Dude, you are being seriously uncool riht now bro. Like, seriously."
I saw this... so many times... and I thought about reading it... I finally took a chance... I love you
Cool story bro.
Either more super awesomeness is coming or somepony forgot to set this to complete.
Anyhoo, grats bro. 5/5
203099
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
"come at me, bro"
best line ever
i bro-ed all over my keyboard
its gross
that is all
kthanxbai
202397
*brodacious
That was brotastic
DUDE. Brodacious brotastic bromazingess right here, bro.
And so there was much bro throughout the land.
I read this in a stoner's voice. That is quite literally all i can say about this. Now if you'll excuse me i'm going to bang my head against my wall and try to regain some semblance of sane thought......screw that
......................................Bro.
I'm just going to crawl into a corner and die now I was totally thinking Bill and Ted the ENTIRE time. You have been most triumphant dude
I read the entirety of this in Keanu Reeves's voice a la Bill and Ted. Most excellent story, my brosky.
Hmm...yeah, yeah this is basically completely amazing.
This killed me.
The Bad Dudes line, Discord looking "Hella sketchy", the brohoof rainbow... great stuff.
All it needs are some skateboards and cool shades. And, possibly, yogurt in a tube.
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I had the same thought bro.
For everypony:
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EXCELLENT!! *Air-guitar solos*
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Fix the syntax, because it completely ruins this thing.
I love it.
4/5, cool story bro
"...and the two felt much unbro."
I pray that you're going to continue this.
Most Excellent! *air guitar*
Bro this was off the chain bro