"I'm confused," Pinkie stated, rubbing her chin thoughtfully with her hoof. Spike still had his snout buried in fish guts.
"What is there to be confused about?" Rainbow asked, "Spike is obviously a zombie!"
"Just because he ate a fish? I don't get it. He's a dragon! He has fangs!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"So? As far as we know, dragons don't eat fish, just gems," Rainbow explained.
"No, Pinkie's right," Twilight said, coming to a realization, "Spike's the only dragon we know, and he's been raised by ponies. I doubt he'd eat normal dragon food."
I slapped my forehead with my hoof, "Rainbow, your plans are terrible. Remind me never to listen to you again."
"Heh, heh," Applejack chuckled, "Next time, maybe you should wave your plot in his face. If he takes a bite, he's definitely a zombie!"
Rainbow growled under her breath, glaring at Applejack out of the corner of her eye.
Why the buck is this chapter so short?
2618641 Probably to directly address the issue many noticed last chapter.
... Also, this did amuse me.
RainbowDash... return to school, girl.
Yay, I may have inadvertently created a chapter by complaining about what they didn't notice!
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It wasn't just you, it was lots of people. I figured I should fix that problem.
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Because most of my readers were freaking out, since eating fish didn't seem like real proof. I posted the chapter just so everyone would see that there was an issue, and that it was addressed.
2619269 Don't worry, I also complained about this.
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OK.
Rainbow Dash is just mad that she didn't think about letting a sexy dragon bite her ass until it was too late.
There you go, fix an error with comedy.
No harm, no foul.
Rainbow Dash was a zombie once, so I trust her judgment. Be warned, ponies!
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When was that?
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There's a tumblr called Dead Rainbow Dash (oldest page), and I should avoid making potentially arcane references in the future.
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You know what? I've seen that before. Thanks for solving my brain fart