O deplorable Fate! How cruel that My Harshwhinnial received its first review — and the most glowing review anyone could have ever asked for, no less — only after its author was no longer here to appreciate it.

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1.
Hey guys! "My Harshwhinnial!"

If you're now thrashing on the floor, bleeding from the eyes, subtract 2 HP and go to Section 2.
If you're unhurt by direct application of memetological warfare agents, go to Section 5.

2.
I've got some news! It's great news! But first I should ask … uh. You do like "My Harshwhinnial", right?

(lie) "It's the pinnacle of western literature!" — go to Section 3.

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