Recently, I've been asked for permission by Avonder to include Whom The Princesses Would Destroy... in a story anthology he's putting together. I'm not one for hoarding words and I gave it quite, quite gladly.

You'll find it here.

(They are raising cash, but as I understand it, purely to cover costs. I am not making anything from this, nor, I hasten to add, do I want to)

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...but not from me. Bad Horse made an absolutely gorgeous story featuring Dotted Line: The Gathering. It's absolutely wonderful in all the best Bad Horse-y ways and also wonderful in Dotted Line-y ways and wonderful in a few ways all of its own. It's quite, quite short and will, guaranteed, make your day better. I ask humbly that you give it a read as soon as you can: you won't be sorry you did, and it will

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It's finally here! The very final episode of Scribbler's utterly magnificent reading of Whom The Princesses Would Destroy... All of you who waited for the whole thing before indulging: now's your chance. It's all here and it is all wonderful, delicious, and deliciously wonderful.

Observations:
1. A very annoyed Golden Dawn[1].
2. I am a big fan of Greg F's delivery as calmly insane Dotted Line.

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This is a bit silly, I know, since I only recently posted about chapter 2[1], but for things of such exceptional magnificence, I will happily make an exception and annoy you with two closely-spaced blog posts:

Comments:
1. Sans Serif was supposed to be male, but I note I never said that he was and, well, she's female now. :) Besides, there's the whole 'death of the author[2]' thing to consider.

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Somehow I managed to miss this despite going to Scribbler's channel every single day and asking to be notified of any videos via push notification, e-mail, smoke signals, telepathy, and haruspicy. The hell YouTube?

Anyway. Chapter two of AMAZING THING just came out ages ago:

You've probably heard it, but if you haven't, by all means do. It is

1. I love the sound-effects of the Desserted tower.

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I...

...uh...

...um...

words.

I remember when I could word. It was fun, wording. Great fun. No words now.

...

*takes a stiff drink*

Some context:

It's... well no, I can't call it a reading of my story. That would be an insult. It's more of a cross between a reading[1], a fully-produced radio-drama, and a miracle. It's astounding. Amazing. Unspeakably magnificent in every conceivable way.

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Hello my readers zany and zesty!

Sorry for jumping into everyone's feed like this considering I'm tagging a story, but there's good cause, I promise.

The incomparable Titanium Dragon[1] found a mention of Whom The Princesses Would Destroy in the wild! Please observe:

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...сперва сводят с ума.

Hello my readers hale and handsome!

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Hello my readers, brilliant and bedazzling!

Dazhbug.

I don't even need an introduction. Just.

Dazhbug.

Just a name. A name and too much awesome to fit into one human body. Current theory holds that he's some sort of fanart bodhisattva. And also a robot. And from space. Only it's not our, like, normal space, but Ultraspace or Awesomespace or something like that.

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Hello my readers, wonderful and witty!

Because I'm tagging "Whom The Princesses Would Destroy" I'll be quick:

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