Fluttershy sighed. Discord stared in concern at his friend.

"Hm? Fluttershy? You all right?"

Fluttershy turned a kind smile on the draconequss.

"Oh, I'm fine... Just... A little unhappy."

"Oh? Why is that?" Discord asked, leaning in as the wallpaper turned into eyes.

Behind Fluttershy, that is. It wouldn't do to make her uncomfortable.

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Shepherd is woken up by a pounding on his front door. He slowly gets up and staggers to the door. He scratched his chin, yawned, and opened the door.

Shepherd: "Yes?"

Diamond Tiara: "You! Human! Bless me!"

Shepherd: "I... Sorry?"

Diamond Tiara: "You're a human protector! You've brought great fortune to those stupid Apples! So you should bless me too!"

Shepherd: "That's... Not how it works, kid."

Diamond Tiara: "My daddy is very rich!"

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Shepherd enters the castle, where a bouncy castle, a ball pit, and some elaborate slip and slides are arranged in the room. Along with a few other weird human amusement park rides-All very small.

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight! What's on the agenda for today?"

Twilight: "Hey Shepherd! I've got all these amusement devices from the human archives! Can you help me catalog them?"

Shepherd: "Sure! Uh, where's the clipboard?"

Twilight: "ARGH! I knew I forgot something! They're in the kitchen!"

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Pinkie: "Are you sure you're gonna be okay on your date with Shepherd?"

Dash: "Pfft, come on! I'm totally gonna be the best! It'll be the best date he's ever had, or ever will have! I've got it all planned out!"

Dash pulls up one of her action figures, and one of Shepherd's action figures.

Pinkie: "Ooh! That's the latest model with Kung Fu Chop action! ... Whatever that is!"

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It had taken a while to repair all the damage to Ponyville... So it wasn't until a week after when Shepherd showed up at Pinkie Pie's apartment window. He threw a rock at her window. No response. He grumbled, then threw another. And another... And another-

Pinkie: "Hi Shepherd!"

Shepherd: "GAHHH!" He held his chest hard, falling over, as Pinkie Pie just appeared right behind him "Haa! Haa! Haa! P-Pinkie!"

Pinkie: "That's me! Why ya throwing rocks at my window, Shepherd?"

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Celestia teleports into Shepherd's house.

Shepherd: "Ack! Uh, Princess?"

Celestia: "Hello Shepherd. I was wondering if you could help me out?"

Shepherd: "Uh... Sure? How would you like me to help?"

Celestia: "I need a massage."

Shepherd: "Right now?"

Celestia: "Yes, right now. Otherwise I'm going to kill every pony on the planet."

Shepherd: "... Well, I think I can make some time in my schedule to help you out. Ahem. For the sake of the planet."

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Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "GAH! Twilight, what are you-?!"

Twilight: "Please marry and impregnate me?!"

Shepherd: "... You know... One of these days, I'm gonna stop being surprised by you blurting out crazy shit like this in the morning."

Twilight: "It's my mom!"

Shepherd: "Aaaah. Nuff said."

Twilight: "So um, if you please-?"

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While dreaming, Shepherd once again entertains Princess Luna in her human form.

Shepherd: "And that... Is how you make a Denver omelet!"

Luna: "Hmm... Yes, interesting."

They were in a generic diner for his dream. Luna was sitting at a table, looking forlorn. Shepherd frowned as he set the food in front of her.

Shepherd: "Something wrong, Princess?"

Luna: "Hm? Oh no, it smells quite delicious. Your memories about food are very distinct."

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During the clean up of the Changeling assault on Canterlot, Shepherd finds a Changeling body near some rubble. He kneels down, looking upon the Changeling. Luna trots up alongside him.

Luna: "... What are you thinking, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "I don't know. What do you think I am thinking?"

Luna: "Despite this being our enemy, you feel sad at his passing?"

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Twilight: "Shining... You know... One day, you will... I mean, Cadence is... Is immortal. And you're-"

Shining: "I know. I'm not. I'm fully aware of it."

Twilight: "Then... Then how do you-?"

Shining: "By cherishing every moment with her. And living to make our life together have meaning, and love."

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Shepherd looked down upon the Pelennor Fields, as the Rohirrim charged upon the armies of Mordor. He smiled, almost grimly, as the Riders of Rohan rode to sweep the orcs heroically.

He blinked, as Twilight appeared next to him.

Shepherd: "Eh?! Twilight?!"

Twilight: "Ah, I'm sorry Shepherd. I was experimenting with a dream walking spell Luna taught me... I can leave if you'd like-"

Shepherd: "No, no... It's okay. Anything to help you grow in your education, I guess."

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Celestia: "Shepherd... As your guardian, I need to make sure you have a thorough understanding of the birds and the bees."

Shepherd: "Uh... Miss Celestia, I'm not actually a teenager. I know how sex works."

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

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Shepherd has finished his morning training with Chewie. He walks up to his house, where the Elements of Harmony are relaxing in his backyard.

Shepherd: sigh "Why do you always hang out in my backyard?"

Pinkie: "You don't change your locks often enough!"

Dash: "Wow Pinkie. Just going out with that?"

Pinkie: "It's a joke, silly! Shepherd knows this!"

Applejack: rolls her eyes "We also brought food and booze."

Shepherd: "You're immediately forgiven."

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A number of stallions trot up to Shepherd as he has a hard cider with Big Macintosh.

Shepherd: "Hey guys. What can I do for you?"

Lucky: "We want your body fluids!"

Shepherd: "Pardon?"

Caramel: "Well... Basically, we want to know why you're so attractive to mares!"

Thunderlane: "Stop stealing our mares, you jerk! You got pony fever, boy! PONY FEVER!"

Caramel: pushes him aside "Don't mind him. Point is, what's the deal? Some kind of alien mind control?"

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Shepherd is held in chains in front of Celestia in an Equestrian court.

Celestia: "Andrew Shepherd! You stand accused of breaking hearts and leading on many needy mares!"

Shepherd: "Wha-That's a crime?!"

Celestia: "IT IS NOW!"

Luna: "HEAR HEAR!"

Fluttershy: "YEAH! I-I mean, um... yeah!"

Applejack: "Ya man whore!"

Dash: "Oblivious stallion!"

Celestia: "I find you... Guilty on all charges!"

Pinkie: The lawyer "I can't believe we lost!"

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Twilight Velvet: "So. You're our future son in law?"

Shepherd: "Well we haven't gotten that far-"

Twilight Velvet: "Make us a grandfoal! Right now!"

Nightlight: "Go on! Now!"

Shepherd: "Why exactly are they so pushy?"

Twilight: "Ugh, they were like this when I had my first heat."

Twilight Velvet then uses her magic to push Twilight and Andrew into her daughters’ room, and locking it from the outside.

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In the future, at the Shepherd-Sparkle family table…

Shepherd: "Pass the potatoes please."

Twilight: "Shepherd, did you beat that dragon senseless?"

Shepherd: "He was asking for it. Besides, you took out that alien invader with the sun last week."

Spike: “Honestly Twi, that guy is an asshole.”

Twilight: "Even so! He didn't have to break his tail in ten places!"

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On the other side of the portal... Fluttershy perks up.

Fluttershy: "Shepherd senses, tingling!"

Fluttershy zooms off. Twilight and the other Mane 6 look at Discord.

Discord: "What? She asked for those senses."

Meanwhile, Shepherd meets with Sunset in the library.

Shepherd: "So... How are you feeling? Okay?"

Sunset: "Um... F-Fine. You are... You were very... Um..."

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Of course, alternatively for the Equestria Girls Verse...

Sunset Shimmer stands in front of Shepherd with a smirk.

Shepherd: "Hello... I kind of need to get to class."

Sunset: "Listen you little punk, I rule this school! You're nothing to me and you'll like it!"

Shepherd: What is she, an 80s movie bully?

Shepherd: "... Uh... Huh. Well! You have a nice day now."

Sunset: "Wha... Why aren't you intimidated?!"

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Nightmare Night, and Shepherd is chilling out and enjoying the festivities.

Dash: "Hey Shepherd! Eh? Who are you dressed as?"

Shepherd: "I'm the Doctor!"

Dash: "Doctor Who?"

Shepherd: "Actually the Eleventh but..." At Dash's blank look, he sighs "Nevermind."

Dash: "Anyway, you look like... A dork! Especially with that bow tie!"

Shepherd: "Bow ties are cool, thank you. I was just going to go see Fluttershy."

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