Short Hand: Alternative Equestria Girls 3

Celestia: "Shepherd... As your guardian, I need to make sure you have a thorough understanding of the birds and the bees."

Shepherd: "Uh... Miss Celestia, I'm not actually a teenager. I know how sex works."

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

Shepherd: "... Sooo... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test... Right?"

Celestia begins removing her clothes.

Shepherd: "How thirsty is every woman on this stupid planet?!"

Celestia: "Is that a complaint?"

Comments

[KarasAdamas]

[Black--Soul]

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Celestia you diviant... Luna should have called Dibs...

[FoxyLove]

Shepherd, Shepherd, Shepherd. You should know by now that EVERY Girl/Mare wants to luv ya long time!

[Brumby_Run]

Celestia: “So, shall we commence with the oral portion?”

Shepherd: “Errr…”

Celestia: “Do I need to draw you a diagram to follow?”

[Even Evil Has Standards]

How thirsty is every woman on this stupid planet?

Excluding those underage? Very.

[Rotkiv Steelmug]

Celestia: "I know, but the state mandates that I make sure you do."

Shepherd: sigh "Fine... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test, right?"

Celestia smiles, goes to the door to her office... And locks it.

Shepherd: "... Sooo... We read a book on anatomy and I pass a test... Right?"

*Inserts Anakin/Amidala meme here...*

Twilight:

[LordHaydon]

Shepherd: "How thirsty is every woman on this stupid planet?!"
Celestia: "Is that a complaint?"

Shepherd: "Yes?"