Chatbot, write me a story about a commoner pony named Baked Bean who has to marry Princess Celestia because he touched his nose to hers.

Once upon a time in the enchanting land of Equestria, there lived a radiant and benevolent ruler, Princess Celestia. Her gleaming white coat and flowing, pastel-colored mane were the talk of the kingdom, but it was her wisdom and kindness that truly endeared her to her subjects.

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“But, why is Prince called Baked Bean? Prince is pony, not food.”

“Why would I be a food?” Bean asked.

“Ponies have names that tell what pony is,” Horwitz said matter-of-factly. “Celestia raises sun, Luna raises moon. Pinkie Pie is pink, Pony Blueblood is noble. So Baked Bean should be food, not pony.”

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All the info you need is right here!
Edit: I should note that this is being put together by Qqwerty659, and not by me, so if you have any questions, send them over in the YouTube comment section or by messaging him here on his user page.

Have you ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do like that No Nose Knows story, but I wish I could listen to it, like while I'm driving, or doing household chores and such. But I cannot stand that automated reader! Alas, poor me!"

Your problems are now at an end, good friend! Thanks to Fire Hearth, you can now listen to a dramatic audio recording of the first chapter!

Interested? Then check go it out!

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"What happened in here?" Celestia asked as she looked over the half inch of water that evenly coated the floor of her personal chambers.

"Daddy's fixing the leak in the bathroom sink," Apollo replied from atop his perch on the bed. "But it doesn't like him, so it's spitting at him. A lot."

"I see. Is he still in there?"

"Yeah," Apollo said as Celestia's magic hoisted him on to her back.

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So, you might have noticed that the last official Bean chapter was published all the way back in January.

Since then, nothing. But why?

Well, didya ever have one of those ideas that was great in your head, but when you wrote it down, you found out it was absolutely horrible?

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Yes, Baked Bean got out of his cage again. This time, he's been spotted over in Goldfur's Mark my Words, so at least we know he's being treated well by an exceptional author. Go check it out, and be amazed as my Trixie sees what she could have been, and share your love with poor, poor Chrissy, who gets quite the tounge lashing.

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Because this picture of Celestia and Pollie is just too adorable.

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Hope all you moms - in all your wonderful different varieties - have a happy mommy day.

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I forgot about this little ditty. I don't even remember why I wrote it originally. I'm not even sure that I was the one who wrote it, but I think I did.

But I'll put it here for all of you to enjoy while I'm busy cleaning out my garage. (Seriously, how many cans of ten year old paint are there in here?)

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Sometimes all you need is a hug from a loved one.

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Can you believe that No Nose was published 3 years ago today? Crazy, eh?

I was gonna do a special anniversary chapter in Preggo Nose, but real life has conspired against me and I don't have one ready. (But I still want to do one later. :) So, instead, I thought I'd put up a little question in the official Bean group for all of you to answer, if you'd like. Or, if you'd prefer, you can leave your answer here.

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So in addition to a new chapter for Pregnant Noses Know, the excellent reviewer Cyonix, who is affiliated with a delightful group known as My Little Reviews & Feedback, has graciously offered his thoughts about No Nose Knows in this

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...but I shall focus on just one of mine for today. Namely, an egregious error in No Nose Knows.

From Jake the Army Guy:

Yo, duder!

SO, I'm writing a blog doing mini reviews of the stories I have displayed on my user page. As I copied the description for No Nose Knows, lo and behold my spell check found something!

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“We spent nearly the whole night dancing,” Luna continued, as she hugged herself and swayed slightly. “He was so light on his hooves, so sure in his steps. He was a stallion who could be strong when he needed to be but as soft as a rose petal any other time. I’ll never forget the way he caressed my cheek, the way he nipped at my ears. He was the perfect picture of romance, and it really didn’t take long for me to fall in love with him.”

“What was his name?” Bean asked softly.

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A.P.O.N.I. asks:

Do you have a Ko-Fi?

Okay. Here we go.

Deep breath.

Yes. I do.

Now, let me explain.

I've been debating about setting up a Ko-fi for quite some time now. I've thought it over, and over again. I've given myself heartburn as I've thought about if I should set one up or not.

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Grimmson said:

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So I feel compelled to offer a few thoughts I have had regarding The End. Why I feel so compelled, I have no idea, but I’ll offer them all the same, and you can take them however you like.

Now, of course, I refer to the series finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This is a show that has obviously impacted all of us in some way, and I admit I am a bit sad to see the inevitable end. 

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Agh! I'm just so excited to share my new story, so I decided to hit publish now!
Go check out my latest tale right over here!

I didn't even realize it! No Nose Knows is now two years old, as of today!

In celebration of the event, I shall direct your attention to the Fan Art thread in the Prince Beanverse group, where you can relive all of your favorite Bean moments as provided by the wonderful and artistically inclined fans of the story! Enjoy!

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