I live.
How?
I do not know.
Why?
Impossible to discern.
Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
That is uncertain.
What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

.....

African or European?

All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

My laptop exploded.

Well... not exploded per se, but it did heat up to the point it physically burnt me. As it was my only working computer and I'm far to poor to actually afford a working smartphone, I was left without internet capability or even the ability to write since mid-august. Thankfully my stuff was all on googledocs so I did not lose progress. Now that I have a new laptop, I'll probably start writing again.

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Seriously, I'm not.

Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

That breath is almost over.

SOON.

Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

Mental illness sucks.

I mean, it really sucks.

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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/10/pony-declining-but-hopefully-more-stuff.html

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... That grim realization that I last posted an update five months ago and am also ten episodes behind on watching the new season...

... I hate myself...

Hey everybody. Just so you all know, the description for TSCO has been updated to reflect the actual plot. Dark and tragedy tags have been removed, and the addition of minor tags has hopefully cleared up any remaining confusion. Thank you to those who have stayed, and if I've scared you away, you have my sincerest apologies. I hope I can win you back but if not, no hard feelings.

I get the feeling that the latest chapter of Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession seems to have disappointed quite a few readers with the direction it is going in. People have expressed to me that the fact that the story has been given some darker themes has ruined it, that it is a completely different story.

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OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!

... B-by which I mean... Y-yay, new chapter is here...

Almost...

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Hello all.

I'd just like to take this time to remind everyone that I am, in fact, still alive, and still working on the next chapter of Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession...

Wait... Am I still alive? Or have I simply been given a semblance of animation so that I may write for your viewing pleasure in a cruel, twisted mockery of God's design? Meh, semantics.

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I'm getting about 500-600 words done a day, new chapter's currently sitting at 5500+ words, and I won't be done till I think around 10000-12000+ words. But I'ma workin' on it!!!

.... God, I'm so alone... *Goes and weeps in corner*

HUZZAH!!!

Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession has reached 1000 likes!!

*Balloon drop*

I really want to thank everyone who has liked and favourited my story. If it weren't for you guys, I'd never have gotten past my initial discouragement. And 1000 likes on only my second story! It really gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to know that there are some people out there who actually value my work.

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SOON........

A wonderful user by the name of PrincessColumbia has written a review of the first chapter of 'Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession', and I have replicated it here verbatim save for more personal messages to me that didn't have much to do with the story.

OK, ok, ok! So let's get some niggling critisism out of the way:

* Minor typos that could have been caught by a competent editor.

* What the hell is a "hair shirt"?

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Greetings kindly bronies. This will be my first blog post seen by all my newly-received followers, and I'm glad to have you all with us on this crazy nuclear-powered, rainbow-tinted, jet-propelled, monkey-navigated space-blimp we call life..... or maybe only I call it that. Anyways, I just wish it was about a happier topic.

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