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The Dungeon Maestro


I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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  • 99 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow

    I live.
    How?
    I do not know.
    Why?
    Impossible to discern.
    Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
    That is uncertain.
    What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

    .....

    African or European?

    All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
    I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

    2 comments · 300 views
  • 379 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why?

    My laptop exploded.

    Read More

    7 comments · 790 views
  • 408 weeks
    I'M NOT DEAD. HONEST.

    Seriously, I'm not.

    Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

    That breath is almost over.

    SOON.

    9 comments · 536 views
  • 431 weeks
    A State of Affairs.

    Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

    Mental illness sucks.

    I mean, it really sucks.

    Read More

    14 comments · 532 views
Feb
7th
2017

I'm sure I'm alive, but why? · 6:49am Feb 7th, 2017

My laptop exploded.

Well... not exploded per se, but it did heat up to the point it physically burnt me. As it was my only working computer and I'm far to poor to actually afford a working smartphone, I was left without internet capability or even the ability to write since mid-august. Thankfully my stuff was all on googledocs so I did not lose progress. Now that I have a new laptop, I'll probably start writing again.

I'm sorry if I led anyone to believe I had died of cancer or in some freak laptop explosion...

Wait...

*checks pulse*

Scratch that last one...

-Yours truly from beyond the grave,
the Dungeon Maestro

Comments ( 7 )

Zombies can write, right?
:pinkiecrazy:

4412565 no, he's not a zombie.... i think he's a lich:pinkiecrazy:

It's fine, honestly if a laptop is so hot it burns you, I'd say you's have to be a fool to not think of replacing it.

dead or undead i'm glad you're back!

Holy shit. Being a computer person myself I know that it must have been quite the heat that it managed to actually hurt you... ouch. Seriously, ouch.

At least you're better now. Hopefully. Well, you're physically well enough to be able to write, and cognizant enough to write this blog post, so I'll assume you're better now. Thankfully nothing worse than that burn happened.

And yeah, the miracle of cloud storage. Silver linings.

Beep boop

Yay! I have been waiting for an update to a certain story....though take your time, rush jobs are never good.

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