I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

I'm changing my password.

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So... I guess I'm just gonna put this bluntly. Another one of my brother's best friends have died. He's now only got one left and they're sitting together upstairs trying to pretend it didn't happen. If you're a long time follower you'll know that only four months ago the friend he loved the most hanged himself. Nobody quite knows why. He was a funny, daft, bouncy kid that you wouldn't expect to even mention the word 'suicide', but there you go. Life is full of surprises, isn't it? And now,

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The computer's wired up and works like a dream! I can do pretty much whatever the hell I like with it, which means:
1. I can play games.
2. I can make music.
And 3. I CAN GET SOME FUCKING WRITING DONE! WHOOP WHOOOOOP!

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

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