Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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God, I really need to watch Teen Titans again.

Stocking Stuffer 4 has proven to be massively popular. It's been shelved almost 1,000 times. I've gotten around 35 watchers since Sunday. Granted, I unleashed a crapton of content along with Stocking Stuffer, but the stats don't lie: that massive boost was because of Chryssy and her creepy dick.

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And your dirty, filthy souls.

Thanks for getting my story so far, you lovable cloppers, you.

Now how the hell am I going to be able to top this one?