God Save the Queen

And your dirty, filthy souls.

Thanks for getting my story so far, you lovable cloppers, you.

Now how the hell am I going to be able to top this one?

Comments

[The oracle]

By making a orgy with all the royals. That's one way.

[CobaltBlue64]

WE CAN GO FURTHER
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

[Journeyman]

4499123
I'd have to pick one hell of a holiday. And a shitload of kinks in order to pull my level of depravity off.

[The oracle]

4499130 We can make one up. Orgy day! A day where we celebrate orgys.
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[jjrock7H]

4499130 pony saint paddy's? You have them all drunk and thus willing to do things they normally wouldn't.

[CobaltBlue64]

4499130 Leif Erikson Day
They all have viking beards

[Journeyman]

4499140
I actually had a Berry Punch Stocking Stuffer story for St Paddy's, but I didn't make it. I folded the idea for that one into this one. I've already had boatloads of incest futanari babies everywhere. I need something special, something truly grand. Not just Celestia getting it from behind grand, something truly spectacular.

[jjrock7H]

4499147

, something truly grand. Not just Celestia getting it from behind grand, something truly spectacular.

okay then the real question is 'how far are you willing to go?' What fetishes are you willing to use? and which aren't you?
I have a suggestion without know any of this, although it might be a bit too advanced for you 'rocket cock syndrome' is certainly bombastic.

[Journeyman]

4499163
I am open to a lot of fetishes because I have them. I had sisters impregnate each other with their babies, Sunset Shimmer getting frisky with a horse, and a futa hitmare disposing of her target via cum digestion. I've done some pretty freaky stuff. Detachable junk though? Not sure how that's supposed to work.

[jjrock7H]

4499167 4499167 it's something that came to me while I was trying to think of a 'weird' fetish.

If you want to know how it works then I'll explain it in short.

'Infected males when close enough a uninfected female have their penis launch off at great speeds towards the female using her pheromones as a guide. This will likely result in infection.

Infected females are merely carries and propagators of the disease and are mostly unaffected by it.'
This is all just basically a guideline, you can change basically anything about it and as long as in the end the dicks still fly like rockets it's still rocket cock syndrome.