First, a mandatory apology. I’ve been - well, gone’s not quite the word. Skulking is more apt, I think. My heart was so set on doing stuff with the one story I’ve got posted here that I never even thought anything could interrupt that. Well, as life is wont to do, it got in the way. Now it’s... what, one, two years later (?) and I started thinking about updating.

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The next chapter of New Tricks is being written, and it's almost ready to be published from an objective standpoint. There's just one problem: it's clinical, cold and efficient. It's got no soul and no heart of which to speak, just a tangled mess of wires and electrodes that keep it going steadily in one direction with no heed for the wellbeing of individuals who have fallen to the left or right in pursuit of a place in the narrative.

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It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!

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Ha ha. That's my only response to the telephone service in my province. They don't know this, but there are 3 things in life that anger me above than all else: stupidity, deception and incompetence. They managed to outdo my expectations and simultaneously get all three right in one minute.

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Just realized something: that precocious trio of tricky troublemakers are going to play a MASSIVE part in New Tricks, and I didn't shoot them.

Wut

I meant that I didn't TAG them. Sorry. My brain decided to quit on me for a second there.

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As humans, we learn new things everyday. The Earth is a wondrous place full of exciting adventures and fresh information at every turn. As an example, I learned something new today: FIMFiction deletes the spaces between my paragraphs in stories.

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That alternate universe tag is looking very tempting right now.

The fourth chapter's up, if you wanna see it. I have no idea what was going through my head, but I decided that Apple Bloom's problem was more important than all else for the moment.

Hopefully we'll see more of her and catch up with the rest of the EoH in the next chapter, but I can't guarantee a thing. My mind's messing with my plans at the moment.

So, the third chapter of New Tricks is up. It's the shortest one yet, just poking fun at the princesses and not focusing on much of anything, really. I'm thinking of posting one more like it before I actually start doing stuff, except that the next one will focus on Fluttershy's disappearance and its effects on the friends she's had the biggest influence on.
In other words: let chaos reign.

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