Lettuce (several varieties), red onion, spring onion, cherry tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, kidney beans, pinto beans, black eye beans, green beans, chickpeas, sweetcorn, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, and NO FRICKIN' CUCUMBER!

CAN YOU MAKE A SALAD OUT OF NOTHING BUT MUSHROOMS, OR DO YOU END UP WITH A BOWL OF MUSHROOMS AND NO SALAD?

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

EDIT: IT'S BEEN ANSWERED.

I can't believe that my first published fic in three months is a crackship between Sunset Shimmer and Principal Cinch, a character I hadn't even heard of before having the crazy idea to enter the Abacus Cinch x Sunset Shimmer Contest (September 1, 2021 to September 29, 2021.)

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I have three stories that are incomplete and covered in dust. I would like some feedback from my followers about which one I should get back to writing and release. Here's the choices.

1. Flash joins the military and gets picked on by the evil sergeant, while his army buddies encourage his behavior. (EQG, comedy, standalone)

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Ummm... not really much to talk about this week. Go get your fic below the break as usual.

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Challenge Accepted

This is a rather indirect way to share a funny image that made me think of Dash of Humanity 3 and the pending update (because I totaly am not lost and clueless where to go next) and I thought I'd share.

Wait, FimFic doesn't supprt gifs? ... okay, click this link.

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Hey guys!

I hope you're all doing well and that everything is working in your favor these days! Just figured i'd make another update, keep you guys in the loop about afew things - not much, but I wanted to get on here and write something hehe.

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Hello everyone! Just a brief post this time on the subject of—of all things—music. When I wrote An Afternoon for Dotted Line people expressed some disbelief, I seem to recall, on how Rose managed to get so many voices on one violin, and assumed I was taking liberties. And, yes, in part I was, and really, those can be hoofwaved by just going "Magic!" but I knew there was a

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Today's story puts over-the-top action on the menu.

Twilight Sparkle Gets A Free Salad
[Comedy] [Random] • 9,142 words

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To Fan of Most Everything!
For Jinglemas 2018

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I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber

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