https://www.fimfiction.net/story/501001/the-long-and-short-of-it

Oh boy oh boy!
Thanks to Bobbles for doing what I was too lazy too, haha!

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Where they see so many males die pointlessly by machine guns in trench warfare?

So, it's been a while.

I know that i was supposed to update like a month ago but I've realised that the pacing of the book absolutely sucks, same goes for the characterization. Honestly, its a good idea but I've rushed it like alot. So I'm rewriting it.

It's just really rushed and i realised halfway that it went completely off the track of what i originally wanted.

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It doesn't cover as much as I wanted it to but if I waited any longer to put something out I would have gone insane.

>The declaration shouted by you, Anonymous, hangs tensely in the air.
>Or, you suppose you /wish/ it hung tensely.
>Despite the continued racket, it only took a few moments for the stallions to go from startled to nonchalant.
>Seems like you’re the only one even remotely concerned.
>”Must he come in through the /window/?” Blueblood whines.

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 >You couldn’t manage to motivate yourself to get up.
>Instead you just laid there, chuckling to yourself at the internal schadenfreude.
>Of course you just charged into the mares’ locker room like a maniac, of fucking course.
>Wait... does that even matter?
>It's not like ponies care about others seeing them undress.
 >Are you even actually breaking a taboo here?
>”Is he alright? He hit the ground pretty hard there,” asks a new voice.

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>You, Anonymous the Unicorn, stirred in your slumber. 
>After yesterday, you felt like you could’ve slept for a week.
>Celestia always brings that damn sun up, so here you were waking up once again.
>Gently moving your big old hoof around the covers, you play out an unusual morning ritual that’s worked its way into your repertoire.
>Eventually you bump it into someone, and a quick ruffle of her fur confirms it’s Cut.

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The content's in the title. Feels unbelievably good.

If you have any interest in reading a haha RGRE romcom, my story can be found here https://pastebin.com/xL3UFbXG

There is a list of RGRE stories outside of FIM. It is called WiP Story Archives: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/edit#gid=0

I have recently added two stories from SadNonny: Beauty and the Blob and A Wallflower Grows.

It is not my site, I am just trying to update it when I can.

I've seen a decent amount of confusion and uncertainty about what the Reversed Gender Roles Equestria setting is, so I figured I would describe the default setting that I use for these sorts of stories.

Gender Ratio

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>It's morning time for you, Cut N. Paste.
>And typical of your mornings, you and your herd are scattered around the freshly cleaned bathroom, going through each of your morning routines.
>It’d been an interesting few days since Anon got back from his impromptu stallion’s night, and honestly you’ve still failed to process some of it.
>That night was crazy!
>He came home wearing /the/ hottest outfit you’d ever seen, and what does he do?
>He dressed up Pike in colty lingerie and bucked her!

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On yesterday's date three years ago I published the first chunk of green that would become the long and short of it. Time sure flies.

Finally, took me long enough! For those following the grentext version, you can read the new update starting here https://ponepaste.org/4295#1129

>Now this is luxury.
>When you wanted to dry off back at the apartment you’d just use a towel.
>But here? They went crazy.
>Blueblood had a warm front physically imported from Cloudsdale, and stuck it in an aptly named ‘drying room’.
>Now all you and the other stallions have to do is stand around and let the air do all the work.
>It's like being in an airfryer!
>And it's good that it's here because standing is really all you’re capable of at the moment.

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>You, Anonymous, ended up going to the show alone.
>As fun as it would have been to go with Cut, you really wanted to keep this trip focused on business, not pleasure.
>Plus Cut was right, going without Pike felt wrong.
>So popping your Wonderbolts’ cherry turned out to unfortunately be a solo event.
>You certainly see why they’re so popular now, the show was thrilling.
>To your human mind, it struck you as an interesting blend of a trapeze act and a flight show.

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I received a new piece based on my most recent update. This one from the talented Mkog and censored for fimfic's eyes

I'm back in my ponepaste so the recent update is right back where it belongs!

Courtesy of NigNogs, another character from my story has come to life. Now you can see Pike and Cut, together at last.

>Meanwhile, across town...
>You are Astral Blade, and the anticipation is killing you.
>This will be your first time seeing Pike since last night, and your mind is alight with questions.
>That goes for most of the unit too, you’d reckon.
>Everypony is just awkwardly shuffling around, waiting for their Sergeant to step in and hoof out assignments.
>You imagine they have the same questions you do, although no pony is voicing them.

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