Got some jokes for the uninterested... · 2:49am Dec 23rd, 2016
1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a
2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.
3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...
4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.