So I've been doing a lot of heavy manual work in the summer heat, and apparently my body was very unhappy about this.

My normally mild hypertension skyrocketed to just below a hypertensive crisis (which would be 180/120, and if it had hit that I'd have gone straight to the ER), along with heart palpitations.

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It has a lovingly detailed description of autofellatio. *braces for downvotes*

That particular act is #3 on the list of things I wish I could do, right after telekinesis and not having to sleep. #TMI

Since Equestrians display a level of flexibility more similar to carnivores than to horses in the show, and since the males are, I think it's safe to assume, all hung like horses, I've just gone ahead and decided that that many of the males can do this.

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Well, I completely forgot to make a blog post for my last short story. I wrote it in like ninety minutes while tired, posted it, did some after-the-fact edits because I'm stupid, then went to bed.

When I wake up it's got the #2 slot on fimfiction and over a hundred likes.

HOLY HECK IN A HANDBASKET WHAT HAPPENED?!

So, apparently, I struck gold with my little short story idea. Thank FanOfMostEverything for the idea. I'm going to sit and re-examine my life for a bit.

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This episode almost made me spill my drink on the screen. The reveal that Garble is Smolder's brother came quick, efficiently and merciless. Even after missing the first few minutes of the episode, and therefore all that talk about how Smolder's brother is a softie like Spike, this plot twist still blew my mind. Smolder isn't anything like Garble, how can two dragons who are so different be siblings? One of these apples definitely fell far from the tree. And knowing Garble and looking at his

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