amphigory
\AM-fi-gawr-ee, -gohr-ee\
noun
1. a meaningless or nonsensical piece of writing, especially one intended as a parody.

K

Hey, guys.

Just a thing I've been meaning to do for a bit now:

As you can see, I've taken the liberty of splitting the story up into chapters, 'cause yeah, 20k is a lot to have to either read through all at once or bother remembering/marking where you were every time you close the tab. Too little too late, perhaps, but I figured better late than never still trumps that.

Onward and Upward!

Alright, fine...

You monsters.

I'll keep writing it.

....

But only because I like AU Twilight and Celestia's chemistry. And thought of a bunch of ideas involving them.

So now it's incomplete, and it has a Twilight Sparkle tag.

Can't promise it's gonna be entirely what you people are expecting though.

Read More

Read More

So long have we waited for
A light upon our flanks
So long have we been patient for the day
When we can walk among the ranks
Of other ponies with cutie marks and proudly say

Finally, we crusaders three
Have earned our cutie marks
After everything we have been through
We got our cutie marks
After all the bumps in the road
We walked just to get here
We crusaders three now finally
Have earned our cutie marks

When we first met each other
We quickly all became best friends

Read More

Celestia smiled at the little gesture. “You’re right. Like the weasel you are, you’ve worked your way into my heart.”

Don’t scream don’t scream don’t scream don’t scream don’t scream don’t scre

“But… is it… love?”

She drew in a sharp breath. “Yes.”

That same finger now quickly tapped as if he were trying to listen for something within. “There’s love for me in there?”

Read More

I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~