Ever have someone do something awful to you that completely screwed you over, but somehow the act made you respect their wit just a lil’ bit more?

Never liked getting fucked, but I always appreciate a good fucking.

I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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It's risky business, going out your door.

And here I am, doing it again!

Just finished packing, and I'm gonna catch my flight out in a few hours, and then, day after tomorrow, it's Ciderfest time, baby!

And hey, if you haven't heard, I'm gonna be a Community Guest this year![/preen]

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"All according to plan~"

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