The Tour Is Over (Fic Reading) · 4:28am Jan 1st, 2022
HAPPY NEW YEAR YA FILTHY ANIMALS
I'M ON A BARGE SOMEWHERE ON THE HUDSON RIVER
THERE ARE DRINKS
THERE IS A GUY IN A HOMEMADE KIMONO
HE OFFERED ME A JOB
I NEED ONE OF THOSE BUT I SAID NO CUZ I'M A DATA ANALYST AND HE NEEDED ENGINEERS
GOODBYE 2021
THE PARTS OF YOU WHERE I WAS ASLEEP WILL SORELY BE MISSED
The story itself will be up Sunday. Hope you dig it :)