I had a sudden stroke of inspiration this morning, and I wrote down my idea as a sort of story outline.

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So tonight as my family is setting up for dinner, our cat has decided to sit her little self right smack in the middle of the dining room table. So I go and pick her up to get her off. Now usually, she'll just whine in protest, maybe hiss a little when I set her down on one of the couches in the living room. But tonight? She twists her body around, grabs my glasses between her two front paws, and chucks them clear off of my head.

Just a little funny story I'd thought I'd share.

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...but if you ask me, we should be trying to make contact with it here on Earth.

Today's specials: Godzilla, Superman, Unsettled Tom, and matters of undeniable fact.

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...but these are some of the best things I've ever head in all my life!

Thought I'd share a picture of our ammo for tonight.

I love Superman. Like, a lot. He's probably my favorite superhero ever (only Spider-Man comes close), and one of my favorite fictional characters ever. And for a while now, I've wanted to write up a Superman movie treatment of my own. Y'know, just in case Warner Bros. ever decides to reboot the main movie line, I can have this thing on-hand and save the day, so to speak. This is basically just a list I've compiled of certain things I'd do in my Superman story. Be warned, some

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Now experimenting with GIFs!

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I was hit with a sudden stroke of inspiration tonight, and I had to write it down. This is my personal version of how I would have written Jurassic Park III.

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...the space shuttle Challenger was destroyed in an explosion that killed all seven crew members.

Just thought I'd give a little reminder to those who gave their lives in the quest to boldly go. I can't imagine how much courage it'd take to strap yourself into a machine like that always knowing that this might be the trip you don't come back from.

So late last year, I stumbled upon this article on a website called Book Riot, written by one S.W. Sondheimer.

And as a long-time Superman fan, I only have this to say. YES. To. ALL of this.

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Many strange tales have circulated amongst the dinosaurs of Isla Nublar since its abandonment in 1993. Wild myths of massive monsters dwelling in underwater caverns, or demons with glowing eyes that make their nests in the still-living bodies of their victims, even an entirely other island of prehistoric creatures brought back to life by humans. But amongst these stories, none were more mouthwatering, lip-smackingly glorious-sounding as the tale of an elusive creature known only as the Fat

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After a great deal of hard work spanning about ten minutes this morning, I give you...

What is this, you may ask? It's a playlist containing all three (technically four) entries of what has come to be known as the weirdest, dumbest, most historically insulting pieces of animation ever to grace the world of cinema.

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Hello, folks!

Remember the days when movies had awesome title sequences with a rousing rendition of the film's main theme? Maybe we'd get an overture at the beginning instead of those annoying trailers? Those kinds of things seem to be on the decline these days, and it's a shame, because the title sequence can sometimes be among the best part of the movie. It helps set the tone and gives you an idea of what you're going to get.

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This was a trailer that I made as part of my editing course, in which we were supposed to take footage from Orson Welle’s Citizen Kane, and recut it into a trailer of our own design.

Why did nobody tell me about this?!

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