Ma Hooffield: Truce?
Big Daddy McColt: Truce.
[the two ponies spit on their hooves and slam them together]
Fluttershy: Hurray! Finally, some progress! This is so great, Twilight!
[Twilight stares at the two hooves dripping spittle, her eye twitching]
Fluttershy: ...Twilight?
Twilight: [under her breath] There's no such thing as too much Purell...

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