I've finally seen the light my followers... I've finally learned the truth. For such a long time I've been thinking and thinking about this, questioning everything I know, everything that I've come to learn in my lifetime. For years, I thought one was the answer, when really, the answer was right in front of me... But now, I've finally embraced this fact. I've finally accepted this conversion...

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor, that I admit that I...

Am a Pepsi guy.