I suppose it's only appropriate to go out with a bang.

Or a flood, in this case. Of semen. Gallons upon gallons of semen.

Thanks, guys, it's certainly been a year. Let's hope 2017 is also a year. Which I'm pretty sure it will be. Unless time breaks.

Do you think time will break in 2017? That'd be just awful.

Hittites clashing with Crusaders. Cavemen and Gauls fighting. It'd be madness.

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Note to self: The next time that my writing happens to include griffon semen - I must make sure that I refer to it as "birdseed".

for example.
"Gideon the griffon smiled even as a final string of birdseed slowey dripped from the tip of his pecker onto the shag carpet"