So I Did a Thing · 9:05pm May 3rd, 2017
As the title says, folks. But, to be more specific, I decided to make one of them newfangled patreon thingies. Why? Because I like money, of course!
As the title says, folks. But, to be more specific, I decided to make one of them newfangled patreon thingies. Why? Because I like money, of course!
Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon has been (basically) finished as a rewrite into an original fiction novel, and just requires being sent around to agents. Huge deal, I’m panicked as hell, not looking forward to the rejection letters on two years worth of work.
Anyway.
There comes a time in every man’s life when he’s willing to show a little more leg than he’d otherwise prefer, in order to catch people’s attention.
Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
One sellout later...
The sitch
Another little bunch of stuff is posted. I still have some of the posters, figures, Bronycon badge sets, and trading cards up as well in my listings... too many to stuff in here!
Hey, want to pay a little dosh to my Patreon to help me eat, and in exchange get 20K words of original short stories I've written, ranging from mature to rated E?
...
...n-no? You don't?
Oh.
...okay.
-pencil
For no real reason than utter boredom, I’ll be listing my modest collection of My Little Pony toys available for trade or sale. (And to boost my silly little nerd pride)
OPENED TOYS
Princess Sterling + Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie Cutie Mark Magic (missing necklace…)
The first edition of my Lovely Darkness book is sold out (I had been taking orders in the comments below). Due to medical reasons, I don't know when I'll be able to revise the book for Lulu so it may be a while before I'm able to sell again. Hopefully before January I can finish the update, but no promises.
Buy some TurboTastic Popcorn, it has all the popcorn you need to enjoy OP's dramatic rant on why his OC is the best ever!
Rainbow Dash Approved
Hey folks,
Few things. First, you may have noticed that Salvation just updated. There are only two chapters remaining, and I expect to have them out by the end of the year.
Second, I just finished doing something unusual with Salvation -- I retconned it. When I started writing this story, three years ago, things were a lot different. Twilight was still a unicorn, the library tree still existed, there was no castle, there was no crystal empire, etc, etc.
Remember that story I wrote once upon a time? Well, some chaps have been nice about it. It's just been featured on the Royal Canterlot Library! I myself will be celebrating with thirty or forty bottles of champagne. Don't try this at home.
So, a ton of gaming sites have collapsed, media groups falling apart and selling for pennies on the dollar...
And now I see the writing on the wall that Rotten Tomatoes, which has now gotten a reputation for censoring and deleting reviews, is also going to collapse soon into total irrelevance.
The UK has, by the looks of things, voted to leave the EU.
The pound is already down 10%.
And by that I mean 12%, as it has fallen an additional 2% since I found out that Brexit is, apparently, happening.
The economists did warn them.
Ah well. In for a penny, in for a pound.
At the present rate, that will be the exchange rate when I get up tomorrow..
Behold!
I have the power to put things on t-shirts!
Like here: http://www.cafepress.com/designsbyemmalee
And here: http://www.zazzle.com/thedesignzshop
And also here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/lyraalluse/shop
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
How shall I abuse this power?
Eh...I don't know.
Any suggestions?
I've been debating it for months now, and I've finally decided to set up a PayPal-based tip jar for all the editing I do, the link to which can be found on the right hand corner of my profile page if you scroll down just a bit.
Anything and everything helps, and is greatly appreciated!
If you're in the market for a comic tale, today's story has a deal for you.
Somepony Tries to Sell Twilight Insurance
[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] • 6,260 words
All Patreon Sponsors can see it here. Don't know how much longer it'll be before I finish proofreading sections and posting them here, but hopefully I don't hit another delay on it.
Remember, Patreon money is useful for getting delays out of the way, so if you have a dollar to spare and want to see completed chapters come out faster, that's a good place to do it.